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SPUFPOWERED COURT GLOBAL DISPUTE Exprespooky Plaintiff, vs. Rammfright, Boonary, HufFreddie Defendants. COMPLAINT AND JURY DEMAND JURISDICTION AND VENUE Plaintiff brings this action under the >Forum RulesVenue is appropriate in this forum because the events that gave rise to this Complaint occurred in this forum.PARTIES Plaintiff is a user of this forum and has posted in this forum beforeDefendants are users of this forum and have posted in this forum before, as well as forum staffGENERAL ALLEGATIONS Defendants were either directly, or by association, responsible for new forum theme "Spookypowered"Defendants gave no forewarning of the content of aforementioned themeTheme contains shock images (skeletal figure)Defendants have created high mental grief and damage to PlaintiffIn doing so, Defendants have abused their authority to a severe degree.COUNT 1 VIOLATION OF RULE 2 Plaintiff has been mentally wounded by the actions of the Defendants, thus;Defendants are most assuredly douchebagsCOUNT 2 VIOLATION OF RULE 4.4 Plaintiff incorporates and restates each of the above paragraphs as if fully set forth herein.Defendants, in full acknowledgement of the law, posted forbidden contentCOUNT 3 Severe Mental Trauma Inflicted on Plaintiff Plaintiff suffered severe stroke, following observation of shocking imagesPlaintiff is now too afraid to leave housePlaintiff needs to buy new pants and undershorts.COUNT 4 Misuse of Staff Authority Defendants violated multiple forum rules via their authority and privileges as members of forum staff. WHEREFORE, Plaintiff requests that this Court enter judgement against Defendants providing the following relief: Compensation in the form of 5 rep per Defendants, to be distributed to the Plaintiff;The gross and shocking image be given sunglasses, as to mask its true nature;An order enjoining/restraining Defendants from placing such horrific images without further consent from the public;An award of interest, costs, and reasonable attorney's fees;Temporary loss of authority and position on the part of the Defendants;Take other appropriate nonflammatory measures to overcome the above described actions; andsuch other and further relief as the Court deems appropriate. DEMAND FOR JURY TRIAL Plaintiff hereby demands a trial by jury on all issues raised in the Complaint. Dated, October 8th, 2014 Exprespooky Exprespooky, Plaintiff

Psychoanalysis shows that all three defendants have a strong subconscious desire to return to the womb, as shown as their obsession with skeletons which usually reside inside of people. We can also say that, using a 95% confidence interval, the defendant Huff is a flaming homosexual.

They did, however, neglect to mention the man they were searching for had previously been convicted of carrying a weapon without a permit, thus necessitating the above-average response. They also neglected to mention said suspect barricaded the front door with the child's crib with the child still in it. When the police got there and found the door barricaded, they assumed the safest place to throw a flashbang would be right behind the door, because nobody would put a child there, right? But the ACLU won't tell you that, oh no, because that would be inconvenient to their little victim angle, wouldn't it?

It's a Bohrok. I don't know what else you expected. Not the best way to spend a mile-stone post, I know.

I call court stenographer! because everything's already written down so I don't have to do anything

I plead the third.

I move to try Pero on the charges of being a commie pinko and also of skelletonery.

She said she was 18, dammit! Oh wait... this is about something else. Forget what I said.

Skye, just watch Brotherhood and don't watch it dubbed. Seriously, it's miles better. Unless you don't like Shounen anime, in which case just stay away. FMA:B might be the best battle-shounen currently available, but it is still Shounen. I watched the original (2004) FMA first as well and honestly, I thought it was good enough to finish and not by any means a bad show, but not really "amazing". About half a year later, I sat down and watched Brotherhood with a friend of mine who isn't even that big on anime and we lapped it up. Watched the entire thing over the course of a weekend. The difference between the two, both in quality of animation, characters and story is night and day. It's to the point now where I get a bad taste in my mouth when thinking about the 2004 FMA, because it leaves out a dozen really excellent characters and the coherency in story just doesn't seem to be there. Also I know I am going to sound preachy with this kind of stuff, but please try the original voices for your viewing experience. It might be jarring initially, but Japanese anime VA's usually deliver their lines miles better than their English counterparts. Also the FMA: Brotherhood OPs are fucking glorious.

Ｉ ＶＯＴＥ ＨＵＦＦ ＩＳ ＤＥＭＯＤＤＥＤ ＡＮＤ ＩＭＰＲＩＳＯＮＥＤ ＦＯＲ ＢＥＩＮ Ａ ＦＬＥＳＨＹ ＦＵＣＫＢＯＹ ＡＮＤ ＨＡＶＩＮＧ Ａ ＳＨＩＴ ＷＡＩＦＵ

I motion to hit the plaintiff with a sledgehammer

Mother of god.

At one point I walked from the room where you have to cover three antlion holes to the zombie lift (heurgh) and only then noticed that Alyx wasn't with me. I walked all the way back to find her staring into space on top of a car. Nothing I did unstupided her so I had to reload all the way back to right before the part where you shoot your one bullet. I was half expecting to not get the achievement but thank God it came through. This was actually much easier than I thought aside from the part where you have to do the crowbar dance with several zombies while being pinned down by two turrets.

way ahead of ya

You mean the fifth? No, the third.

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I loved using explosives to take out enemies in that game.

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I found a handy infographic that explains my feelings right now.

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