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There is very little that gives me more joy than hugging my dog for the first time in two months.

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I never played 2, the first one I played was 4 and I loved it. Related

Today I had a dream that was probably a mix of several games I had played. I was on a room on one of the highest levels in a skyscrapper. Me and my family were there, all using suits for some reason, we were talking about how the place was nice and how we should rob the paintings later that night, Payday style. Then there was this weird hunchback lady sitting in a chair and she asked me for a pillow, and I pilled one out of nowhere and gave it to her. Then as we were leaving the room, a bunch of robot wolves attacked the place, they all had this glowing aura. Me and my family used our invisibility powers and got to the elevator, that brought us to the top floor where we got into a heli. As we flew away, I noticied someone on another rooftop, recording/taking photos. I got worried about them reporting me and banning my Steam account. We flew away for a while, the heli turned into a car and we started to ride in a road nearby my house. The car stopped, so I decided to leave. As I leave the car, it starts again and rides away, leaving me alone in the desert street at almost pitch black night (really, it was really dark). Since I only had to walk a bit to get home, I decided to walk away, but I got distracted by a garbage bin full of new and clean shirts. It had something written on them that I can remember, something about 2013. I decided to turn the shirts into a rope and started to swing around with it, like I was using a hookshot or something. Shortly after, my dad shows up and tells me to stop fucking around and go home already, that I shouldnt had left the car. Then I woke up.

 

I got like 5 rep the last few minutes and I have no idea who did it. And I still didnt got your post, 'list move one citizens', what?

What

Will Ferrell was the Cubs' third base coach briefly yesterday. He also played for nine other teams yesterday. It's spring training is the point here

YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH YOU SCALY CABBAGE Nobody disrespects the self-proclaimed king of Dreamland on my watch!

Two semesters ago we watched Sunlight Sunshine which was a mediocre movie where the sun is dying and they needed to drive assfucktons of explosions into the sun's core to jumpstart it   My teacher was outraged that they didnt name it "Daylight Saving Time"

my reaction to people still having christmas avatars in MIDDLE OF FEBRUARY literally "worse than Guy" level of bad

Today I had a dream that I was a demon hunter, but I was also a demon. I vowed to never use my demon form again, but then my master and his new apprentice tried to kill me and a bunch of innocent people and I turned into a giant spider hybrid and we started to fight with some weird shaped swords. After a while, I managed to wound them and they fled to a car and tried to run over me, then I used my secret technique "WIDOW'S WEB", which I pulled a bunch of hooks, stabbed them into their flesh and hooked the end of the wires into the walls, then as the car went, all their skin and bones got ripped of their bodies. It looked like a Tarantino movie.

Huff you need to stop smoking that shit before going to sleep

Had a dream that was some kind of weird and unholy amalgamation of Pokemon, Harry Potter, and SPUFurb, which are some things I've been working with for the past few days. Anyway, it was set up like a Pokemon movie usually is, where the gang travels to an exotic city on their adventure. This one was kind like a costal Italian city- lots of grand churches and buildings. Anyway, I don't remember the exact premise, but the main villain was some kind of director of materials for the town's shipping port and was trying to use that power to take over the city. So my mind leaps right to the action and the movie skips to the part where everyone realizes who he villain is and what they're doing. Seth Bright (apparently the main character in the movie, the one from SPUFurb) was ambushed by a Greninja in one of the churches and was nearly killed. He managed to steal a kunai from the Greninja, though, and stalled it by nailing its tongue into the wall with it. He then jumped into the water and used his Porygon2 to speed across the water to where the rest of the gang was hanging out. When he gets there he tells Harry Potter about what happened, Harry makes a speech about what they have to do, and a lot of people don't believe him. Then he sang a Christmas pop song and we decorated trees. Also the background character I was looking through the eyes of had an old woman sit on him and it felt like she was 500 pounds. Then I woke up.