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guys i appreciate your autistic impulse to say the funniest thing to pop up into your mind but can you take something seriously for once in your life

(Also Pocorose is fun)

embrace meme meme on him so hard he reconsiders his life choices

He was frustrated because I didn't make an effort to look good, not because I didn't want to do it. My thought is, if you're dating me and you've seen me when I wake up, you really shouldn't care what I look like. But, because I just threw my hair up and didn't care.. He got irritated. The other night, we were talking about living together, just because I told him it's something I could see happening and he completely agreed with me. The next night, he breaks up with me. I'm just so confused over the whole thing, and I don't wanna talk to him about it because I don't wanna cry. I know I made him feel really bad the other night. We went to bed and he looked at me like he always does. He looked at me like he was into me and he wanted me. And i just looked at him and rolled over and he goes, "You're just gonna give me a sad look?" and I didn't say anything and he kinda knew i was crying, so he gave me a napkin and just told me I'd be okay and everything was gonna be alright. I just said, "it's a break up, not the end of the world." and he goes, "I know.. I know." like he didn't want to break up with me. I think when he gets back from RI either tomorrow or Monday, I'm gonna tell him that I need to talk to him about the whole thing. Like, he tells me that it's because he's not happy, but then he turns around and tells me that I make him happy. I don't know what it is and what it isnt. Like, what the fuck do you want from me, kid? Can you? He's clearly fucking with you like EVERY sibling does.

I'm being completely serious. If he's weirding you out just weird harder. If you meet him on the same ground it'll either get him to back off, or help you feel less like you're getting fucked with and more like it's a game or something. An easy way to accomplish this is to invite him here. because that worked out so well last time jk britt What if Britt starts to date Rammite's brother. It's the closest we'll get to Brammite.

TIAM IV: Relationship Problems Edition

ITT

this went clusterfuck fast

Shh, only dreams now

I'm going to be the devil's advocate here: any kind of business should be allowed to refuse service to a customer no matter what reason. Being able to sue someone for their beliefs, even if they are homophobic or racist, is ridiculous. If they want to actively decrease their amount of customers then that's their own dumb decision.

I started watching Ping Pong the Animation. I'm already on episode 3 now. This is so good. Just finished 3. This is really fucking good.

this situation is far too hilarious to be serious what can we even advise beyond telling him to fuck off because you don't want him doing this shit

Forcibly sodomize him to show that you ain't gonna take no shit.

Just stop. This is embarrassing.

Dualjay, Huff, Skye, and Tyrone were all sitting around a table at Dualjay's house. There was a pile of gifts on the table, but all the focus was on Dualjay. Through the power of getting >double donged, Dualjay had come back to life, and Skye was alive again too for some reason. Though, It wasn't Dualjay's life they were focused on, but the life that was growing inside of his stomach. Being the buttslut Dualjay is, he had gotten pregnant on one of his drunken escapades. If you're wondering how a man can get pregnant, shut up. He had wanted to get an abortion, but Just a Gigolo was the only abortion doctor his medicare covered, and he didn't want Gigolo telling everyone he knew about him getting a butt abortion. He then did the next logical thing, and wore a variety of stylish hats to distract people from his stomach. Unfortunately for Dualjay, stylish hats could only work for so long, and after six or so months, not even the most unusual of hats could distract from his baby belly. "I was so shocked to find out you were pregnant, Dualjay. I should have known from all those hats you were wearing that something was up." Huff said taking a long sip from his teacup. "But why wait so long to tell us? You didn't give me anytime to plan your baby shower." Skye said staring daggers at Dualjay. Skye, as everyone knows, has always taken baby showers very seriously. Dualjay took a deep breath "I just felt so embarrassed that I had gotten pregnant and didn't know who the father was." Huff, trying to quickly change the subject to something happier, pushed one of the wrapped gifts towards Dualjay. "It's time to open your presents, Dualjay. This one is from me." Dualjay took the box and carefully untied the bow. "You did such a nice job wrapping this, I almost don't want to open it." Dualjay said with a light giggle. Tyrone pulled out a gun and placed it on the table. "Open your gifts faster." Dualjay then ripped the paper off quickly, and opened the box. Inside the box Huff gave Dualjay was generic baby supplies. Dualjay wasted no time opening Skye's gift to reveal a carseat for the baby. Dualjay gave both of them a hug and said "Oh you guys, you're so thoughtful." After the hug they all looked at over at Tyrone. "Whatcha all lookin' at you jive turkeys?" Tyrone said folding his arms. "We talked about this Tyrone, you were supposed to use the fifty dollars I gave you to buy Dualjay a gift." Skye said red with anger. Tyrone didn't say anything, he just pulled out another gun, and placed on top of the first gun. "Oh what was that?" Dualjay said with a look of pain and shock on his face. "Is the baby kicking?" Skye replied, placing a hand on his belly. "No, it hurt a lot more than that." Dualjay said trying to stand up. "Uh oh, I think my water just broke." Right as Dualjay said that, a stream of water came down from between his legs. Skye started panicking and running around the room. "Snap out of it, Skye. We have to get Dualjay to the hospital." Huff said slapping Skye in the face. Huff and Skye helped Dualjay up on his feet and started moving him towards the door. "Tyrone, your car is blocking us, you have to move it." Huff shouted at Tyrone. All Tyrone did was pull out another gun and place on top of the two guns form earlier. Huff sighed and moved Dualjay back to the chair. "I guess we'll just have to deliver the baby here if Tyrone is going to be like that." Thankfully, Dualjay was wearing a dress he had borrowed from A 1970's Corvette, so all Huff had to do was take off his underwear to deliver the baby. "Push hard, Dualjay. I can't see anything yet." Huff said from between Dualjay's legs. Dualjay pushed as hard as he could, screaming loudly with each push. "I see the head, it's crowning. Keep pushing, Dualjay!" Huff shouted in between Dualjay's screams. After several pushes, Huff was able pull the baby out of Dualjay's butt. "It's a beautiful baby boy." Huff said handing Dualjay his baby. "Wow, with that afro he looks just like Tyro-" before Dualjay could finish that though, Tyrone had ran out the door, hopped into his 1964 Buick Skylark Sport Wagon, and sped away. They say at night, if you listen closely, you can still hear Tyrone yell "That ain't mah baby!."