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I am in dismaymay.

my kitty<3 She was like that for a good hour after a bad nights sleep

Threads like these are useful for anti-nightnare-fuel.

Blizzard just posted this.

When you see it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQQ-rw3l7zU This is the Official trailer. I am in dismay.

Spoiler Me. Thanks for calling RadioShack, this is Jon. How may I help you? Old man. Jon, is it? Me. Yep. Old man. Well, I got a joke for you, would you like to hear it? Me. Sure. Old man. Well, they call it the World Wide Web, is that right? Me. They do. Old man. Now, would that make Bill Gates the spider? Me. I guess it would! Old man. Well, that's all. I just thought of that joke, and I thought, "who might get a kick out of that?" And I figured y'all at the RadioShack would get a kick out of it. Me. I loved it. Old man. Take care now. Source

rogue legacy is really fun also this Edit: http://store.steampowered.com/app/333790/ for WHAT PURPOSE

lace dragon dildo thongs.

I'm sure if we had enough dosh we could get them to play Rugby.

cigarettes are like hamsters perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire

Shoving Vaseline up your nose

Had an odd dream that I was going to my first day at a college and they were in the middle of some campuswide water baloon fight (for lack of better examples it was a lot like the first episode of Sora No Woto where the MC just walks in on a giant water fight not knowing what is going on) and after hanging out with this one girl for a while trying to figure out what was going on I found myself in a car with a bunch of stoners The stoners put me in the driver seat, but the actual driver's controls were in the back seat and they drove from the back seat while I was in the front. They were driving like crazy so we got pulled over and the cop didn't notice them in the back seat so he thought I was driving it, I tried to explain that I don't have a license yet and that there are two people in the backseat driving and the cop was naturally thinking I'm insane That's when we suddenly accelerated right down a hill into someone's house The house was owned by a big guy who didn't seem too fazed that we crashed through his garage door and instead of flipping out, he gave us a speech about how drugs are ruining our lives and how he used to be like that but now he's a successful guy with a family and five sets of washing machines. (No kidding, I counted. Five fucking washing machines with matching dryers. That apparently was an important detail.) I think he told us to clean up the mess and I woke up just as we started to do it Well that's that I guess

*dies*