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Something something Keeping hurricane jose out.

I'm starting to think the president's wall is actually a facade to distract us from his Avatar-like elemental powers as he slices Mexico off a fault line.

Trump really is going to make anime real.
 
But only "American Anime."

I'm starting to think the president's wall is actually a facade to distract us from his Avatar-like elemental powers as he slices Mexico off a fault line.

I'm starting to think the president's wall is actually a facade to distract us from his Avatar-like elemental powers as he slices Mexico off a fault line.

I'm starting to think the president's wall is actually a facade to distract us from his Avatar-like elemental powers as he slices Mexico off a fault line.

I'd say that the only problem with this game is Ubisoft forcing you to use at least one Minion Rabbid.

Now watch as we rearrange this to suit my dreams:
 
 

But for real. Here's a bit of practice with speed lines.
 

Didn't manage to post earlier, but I'm back since sunday. And because of sunday's military oath celebration, I am sick as a puppy. Standing at attention for 2 hours while wet from rain and cold is not healthy. Since monday I spent every day in bed, and my body temp is still not coming down to satisfactory levels. Oh well, I still have time until monday.

Medic goes to Cyprus Comic Con 2017 AND goes back to basics in Warframe! Double article day!
 
I love these rare articles that are updated throughout a day :D It's fun popping back to see what's happened since... Also, reading the article on Volt made me feel bad for my own I played from a year or two ago. In the same way you feel bad when you return to your town in Animal Crossing after WAY too long.
 
 
 

https://twitter.com/NintendoNYC/status/902680938005622784
 
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/903005787219345409
 

Top. Fucking. Kek.

Insomnia 61 was a goo d Lan
 
Just a groups of good boys

Whenever I put on music I have two categories I choose from: Music that I enjoy, and music that I enjoy that I feel comfortable putting on with other people around.
 
One of my go-tos from the latter category is a band called Serpent Throne, and the album I specifically like to put on is Brother Lucifer. That sounds pretty bad from names alone, but bear with me here.
 
 
It's instrumental. No vocals, no screeing or anything. That already keeps it playing for longer than ten seconds. It's still probably a little more heavy than what would play most of the time but it's a far cry from Industrial Symphonic Death-Thrash or whatever I turn on to relax and it helps that there's no guy screaming about Timothy McVeigh. I'd like to imagine that the album has enough of the bluesy side of doom metal to not weird people out. The solos are still a lot of fun too. The last song, Napalm Mourning, is a very powerful song and the outro is fucking amazing, I love it.
 
The album, from the various song names and album cover, has a Vietnam theme. Without lyrics to explicity state it, you can take the songs as they are or imagine RS2 Vietnam gameplay as you listen to it. At the very least, I hope that it's an album that someone can listen to without having to grow out their hair and yell UP THE IRONS whenever they see something "brutal."

Youtube comments are so oversaturated with ironic shit that I wouldnt even notice. That and the fact that I have an extension to block comments.

I hate those things

It's this time again.
Funny how one animation will stay accurate forever.

One time a raccoon charged me half a million bells for a house expansion. 

Thank you Medicinal Warlock for writing the 1600th article! And thanks to everyone who has contributed and/or read the Daily SPUF.

I've been having a lot more dreams lately. Cool.
 
Last night I dreamt I was on the porch eating a pizza. And each time I looked away then looked back at the pizza, it would be a different kind of pizza, and would all its slices restored no matter how much were gone before. Pretty cool.
 
Next I was playing a round of Powerhouse as Demo. Yeah. And it went exactly like a normal round of Powerhouse. Like nothing odd even happened. The next round was a little weird, cause now I was playing Sniper but with Demo's weapons, and there was also a new Darth Vader helmet cosmetic for Soldier, which was apparently like the new go-to tryhard cosmetic for Soldier.
 
Then I was in an ATV convoy with 2 friends. It was cool but the brake on the ATV was weird. It was a small oval-shaped button on the handle, which would cause the ATV to come to a complete stop in about half a second, which was a little jarring. So I just drove down a straight desert road at night on an ATV with some friends for like 2 dream hours, and then we reached a gas station and I got some chips.
 
And now finally, tying into the Darth Vader thing from earlier, I was basically watching A New Hope in my dream, except instead of the Death Star plans, Darth Vader just wanted his pet Shih Tzu back from Princess Leia. He got it and left without hurting anyone.

Splat2 splatfest is live,
Team Ketchup vs team Mayo.
 
I've almost got Ketchup King with the Blood Bucket.
I mean Slosher.
 

I had like 3 dreams in one big dream last night. Long ones, too.
 
First, I was on a bus in what looked like the Australian outback. Just chilling out at first, then I decided to be a shithead and get out of the bus, then I realize "Oh shit this ain't my stop" and so I just walked until I reached civilization. I found two empty beer bottles and filled one up with sand. So now I've walked for like 2 minutes and I am now somehow in the fuckin hood. Like the hoodiest hood you can imagine. I see a UPS truck come to a stop right as some little girl runs at me with a block of wood, and so caved her skull in with the sand-bottle I had. Then I go up the truck and tell the UPS lady something like "Hey, I'm lost and scared and in the hood, can I maybe ride with you to get home?" so she says yeah and I tell her where I'm from. She doesn't know the town, but we end up driving to a few familiar dream locations I've seen before asking people if they know how to get to my town, then she's like "Shit, it's getting late, you can sleep at my house tonight and we can try again tomorrow"
 
So now I'm hanging out in her kitchen and I'm boiling some fruit (for some reason). Then the pot starts shaking and I'm like "OH SHIT I NEED TO GET A FUCKING HAMMER" cause I just remembered that in a previous dream I got cursed by a Hawaiian witch so that every few months or so, every fruit in the house I'm in will come to life and try to kill me. And bugs will also pop out of the seeds if those aren't destroyed too. So I kill all the evil fruit and all the annoying bug seeds with a hammer that the UPS lady conveniently had lying around her kitchen.
 
Then for some reason I'm watching Jerma stream something that looks like Kingdom Hearts mixed with Crash Bandicoot, and Etalyx is singing in the background, causing Jerma to laugh his ass off. Then I woke up.