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  1. ughh for some reason my monitor switched to a low resolution and I have no idea how to fix it.

    1. Wulff

      Wulff

      watch anime.

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Punch monitor, never worry about its resolution again.

    3. Paero

      Paero

      Right click desktop, screen resolution. If you've already done that then check yo cables.

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  2. mmm 6 am lasagna

    1. Silent

      Silent

      you're eating us out of house and home, garmfield

    2. Huff

      Huff

      Hey Silent, it's me, Garfield. Boy, fuck you, silent, you dumb, stupid, idiot.

      You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white... white... uh um guilt- white guilt milktoast piece of human garbage.

      I don't give a fuck. I'm fucking Garfield, bitch. No give me my fucking lasagna.

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      *BRUP* I ate those food

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  3. The DnD game was fun. I was a human monk that was a luchador and I grappled a necromancer. Highlights include our cleric killing a wyvern with a critically thrown wrench and finding an annoying magic fish that spoke Draconian.

    1. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      Crit wrench, that sounds familiar...

    2. Medic

      Medic

      Crit wrench. Maybe that wyvern was a Spy?

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Wrestlers/Grapplers are fun as hell. Playing a German MMA Fighter Tetori myself in a Mythic game for Pathfinder.

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  4. I've discovered that cooking dinner with the Katawa Shoujo OST playing in the background is one of my happy places.

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      it's not gay if it's a girl's penis, huff

    2. Wulff

      Wulff

      I too enjoy cripplefucking music.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Red Velvet, awwwwww yeaaahhhh

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  5. Ih yeah forgot to mention that Stam is the best <333333

    1. Paero

      Paero

      Fuck you too Huff, I thought we had something special.

    2. Cell
    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      thanks huff i am the best

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  6. AW YEAH MY COMPUTER AND OTHER SHIT IS FINALLY HERE, BEING DELIVERED SOON.

  7. Huff

    miss u christie

     

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    1. Paero

      Paero

      fIDK5XU.jpg

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      Christie LOL isn't that like a girl's name?!?!

    3. Paero

      Paero

      Dad

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  8. @Binary where April fool’s joke

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      maybe the real April fools were the friends we made along the way

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      The joke is that after all these years we're still here, doing dumb shit together on this dumb shit forum.

       

      Good one, Bin.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      The joke is life.

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  9. OMG THE ASHPD GLOWS BOTH COLORS AND MAKES THE CORRECT SOUNDS!!! also god damn it aperture my hand barely fits in there make it practical

    1. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      I have a doughnut.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      You can't just expect your whole hand to fit in there the first time, Huff... you gotta ease into it. Try something smaller.

    3. Huff

      Huff

      But my hands are huge.

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  10. We just finished watching Primer in class and the second thing this one girl had to say about it was that she hated how women were portrayed in it. Kill me.

    1. Simon

      Simon

      wait what the hell is primer

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      It's a movie about time travel. It's mainly noted for it's high tech, no fake science bullshit way of making a story.

    3. Silent

      Silent

      were there even women in that movie? all I remember was two dudes fucking around in some like time travelling tanning booths

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  11. Error 404 rep count not found

  12. Holy shit I managed to fix a computer problem all on my own~

    1. Huff

      Huff

      It's like you want the world to burn.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Reminds me of the time I managed to fix a problem with our router using my knowledge of networking that I had learned in class

      I felt so fucking smart

    3. Binary

      Binary

      HUFF.

      IF YOU ARE READING THIS, IT NOW MEANS YOU CAN NOW FIX COMPUTER PROBLEMS ON YOUR OWN. YOU ARE NOW A 1337 HAXX0R.

      I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.

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  13. It's 1 Am and someone's continuosuly playing scales on a banjo outside.

    1. Huff

      Huff

      now it's fading sounds of pipe music and a halo playthrough

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Wait. A banjo? stam, why are you stalking Huff? And more importantly, why are you so bad at being stealthy?

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      "Huff. You got a purdy mouth..."

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  14. Quote from one of my mom's student's quizzes that I'm grading: "All you need to pacify a baby is to stick something in its mouth."

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      even if your mind isn't dirty this is a horrid idea

      "here you little shit, go suck on a lego"

    2. Simon

      Simon

      heyoooooooo

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      DISCLAIMER: Do not put another baby in your baby's mouth

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  15. My laptop is confirmed to be in the FF airport's lost and found. Now I just have to hope that they don't find my 83 Gigs of unforgivable porn when they log on to confirm it's mine.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      >only 83 gigabytes

      Step it up

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Clerk: "Okay sir, just to confirm that it's yours I'll...oh...OH GOD...OH WHYYYYY?!"

      Huff: "Yep that's mine."

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      I guess its a good idea to password folders.

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  16. someone dumped mayonnaise all over the bathroom wtf.

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      yes, "mayonnaise"

    2. Huff

      Huff

      it could be very eggy smelling lotion

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      maybe it was bird poop

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  17. VIDEO HONKED THE BIKEHORN STAR

    1. Huff

      Huff

      AND NOW IT ISN'T

    2. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      I REGRET NOTHING

    3. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      well now I actually ahve to close teh webpage, good job

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  18. Excelsior Intensifies doesn't come with Honkeo Star 0/10.

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      but it does

    2. Huff
    3. Binary

      Binary

      last time I checked, yeah. I need a better host for the sound file though.

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  19. Bridget Jones's Baby was a surprisingly good conclusion to the series. Also Patrick Dempsey is too handsome for this world.

    1. Huff

      Huff

      Ye. Edge of Reason came out in like 2004

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      I wish I could go back in time to become a bully at your high school huff

    3. Huff

      Huff

      Are you implying I wasn't alpha and beloved 

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  20. @Paero you're shit

    1. Huff

      Huff

      He was bullying me!

    2. Paero

      Paero

      Stop bullying me on my ex-mlm shitposting board thanks

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver
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  21. 10:50 AM - Davjo: i dont feel well when talking to strangers about my problems

    1. Arm the Homeless
    2. Medic

      Medic

      ............

    3. Huff

      Huff

      Medic, I told them that they force their worries on tohers too much, told them to get professional help, and to try to leave you alone for a while.

      They say that they only want you to be happy, think you're rather mad at them, and akhbdskjds

      So basically, might be best if you got real with them too or told them that you need space.

      I think I made things better.

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