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  1. Guy923

    "Kill!" he commanded.

    1. Silent

      Silent

      Vanish flavour text is still the best.

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

          

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      "!kill", He commanded.

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  2. Guy923

    School's out, time to commit sepukku then revive at the end of summer

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    2. Huff

      Huff

      Been out of school for a month :^)

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Don't go out until almost the end of June. School pls no

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  3. Guy923

    Who changed my title to royal schlong measurerer? I'm not complaining but... y'know.

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      mine was changed to "compulsive kitten-hugger" and raz was the last one on my profile

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      Other people said they were disturbed by your title, firebug. Don't change it back again

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      Obviously you can change it to something else though

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  4. Guy923

    Anyone know Binary's PO box? I need to send some bags of money and autographed boxers

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i'll fight you

    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      8675309

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      Pretty sure it's 3294571723043923

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  5. Guy923

    Is it too early for a spooky name and avatar?

    1. Rammite

      Rammite

      My overly festive neighbors did a 2spooky party just yesterday so i think we can officially consider 2spooky4subspuf season in session

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      Requesting a temporary name change to Ghastly Guy923 rammit pls

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      now never change it back

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  6. Guy923

    I'm new in town.

    1. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      You're gay in town.

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      fuk off newfag

    3. Moby

      Moby

      Yeah, like you posted the other 4 times.

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  7. Guy923

    The world outside is oh-so cold.

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      cold and wet oregon master race

    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      It's so cold in the (M)D.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE

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  8. Guy923

    HEY, ASSCLOWN

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      HEY LOVER BOY

    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Hey, clown ass. Eww.

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      OI, RIP OFF

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  9. Guy923

    POLLOS

    1. Cretler

      Cretler

      Hermano

    2. Argeon

      Argeon

      Polos

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Poyos

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  10. Guy923

    BABE YOU KNOW ABOUT THE AUTUMN

    1. Skye

      Skye

      owlmask.mov

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      ALL THE BIRDS THAT STAYED THE SUMMER

    3. Skye

      Skye

      foreshadowing

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  11. Guy923

    OH MAN AM I HYPE FOR STEAM SA- https://i.imgur.com/SEdr7S9.jpg well shit

    1. Wulff

      Wulff

      You're white?

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      i have failed at life and making legible sentences

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      You have failed at life period, Guy.

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  12. Guy923

    Is it national shitty internet day? Blizzard servers, GoG, and steam are all shittin themselves

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      works fine for me :^)

    2. tsc

      tsc

      Steam got DDoSed, apparently. Thanks to that I got a comp cooldown in CS:GO. 0/10.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      gabe tripped on the server

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  13. Guy923

    It's Black History Month, have you appreciated your local black man yet?

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      we're not racist

      you are just a faggot, guy

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      wooow racist

    3. Huff

      Huff

      I appreciated all of my black men and apparently they are worth $3,000 a pop.

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  14. Guy923

    holy shit why am i so tired

    1. tam

      tam

      wow i misread it and it wasn't even a pun wow i'm really fucking thick

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      it's still sort of a joke though

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      You smoked too much weed.

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  15. Guy923

    I just realized you can rate users by stars, which one of you pricks gave me one star

    1. Silent

      Silent

      1 star is rating you too highly kurisu gonzalez

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i don't know shit about you so 3star

    3. Verumae

      Verumae

      I too was attacked by this malicious troll

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  16. Guy923

    Happy Pi day, everybody.

    1. Grobag

      Grobag

      For users of the sensible date system it's been pi month for the past two weeks.

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      I had pie at school, and have some KFC pot pie waiting to be eaten right now. Yum.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

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  17. Guy923

    Finally remembered how to post comments in people's profile feeds. Gonna go all over the place with this one.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      mods pls ban

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      Because ee-sama sucks wulff

    3. Paero

      Paero

      b&

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  18. Guy923

    Holy hell in a hand-basket that was a fucking scary ass earthquake

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Any major damage to anything?

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      Nah, just hit my head. Still scary though.

    3. Medic

      Medic

      Hope you're okay.

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  19. Guy923

    ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ HATS OR RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      we can never forgive you

    2. Jordax

      Jordax

      YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS GUY.

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I would rather riot.

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  20. Guy923

    I'm a little jittery. 10 cups of coffee down, I'm strung out like Justin Beiber and shit.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      This, ladies & Gentleman, and Guy, is why I don't drink coffee.

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      one time i drank 4 monsters

    3. Icecubes of Fury

      Icecubes of Fury

      Good Lord, 10 cups!?

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  21. Guy923

    Ninjas do wrong to each other sometimes and in that way the force of the earth comes around the moon, and at that presence, the dirt, it overshadows the grass, you like, "I can't cut this grass, there's no sun comin' through." So in order to enable each other the two fruits have to look each other in the eye and understand we can only be right, as the ripe is wrong, you know what I mean?

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      guy can u pls stfu

    2. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Bad.

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      No, I don't know what you mean. I don't know what you mean at all.

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  22. Guy923

    I killed Ritsu, guess no one minded.

    1. Paero

      Paero

      It's a really nice forehead

    2. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      mustache

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Nothing of importance was lost.

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  23. Guy923

    NEVER GIVE UP

    1. Skye

      Skye

      "Later, buddy."

    2. Wulff

      Wulff

      Here I am harvesting Asiatic clams.

    3. Huff

      Huff

      NEVA GIVEU UPUUUU

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  24. Guy923

    Je suis nouveau dans la ville.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      un contre un club penguin de moi

    2. DualJay

      DualJay

      HON HON MON CHERI BAGGUETTE

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      FRENCH TOAST!

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  25. Guy923

    FUCK THIS BROKE DICK PIECE OF SHIT DRILL

    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Guys, Get the Thermos of Eggnog.

    2. Huff

      Huff

      guys the christmas presents go open them

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      guys the--er--rrrrrPURGE THE WEAK IN BLOODY SLAUGHTERe-rwee-----thermal drill, go get it!

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