Buddhazilla

Didn't he quit TGWTG a while back? I don't really go there too much, so I'm probably wrong.

whoa hey where did all these comments come from

MAGICK

WE SMASHIIIIIIIIIIING

Oh wow it releases tomorrow.

within the hour*

Not necessarily good, actually. Let's say, average at best, I run a Snivy in my team afterall.

Gotcha. Cobra Unit for you. Also add me on steam so we don't have to use this.

AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING NUKE ANY PUNS THAT HAPPEN ON MY STATUSES

It certainly takes a lot of Audacity to throw around puns like this.

You've certainly opened up Pandora's box here, but Spotify care about your problem.

also im asian and our penises are the size of a grain of rice

what is your rice the size of.

rice

What if the bathrobes had special (insert technobabble here) technology that kept them in a constant state of bathing even while they policed? Because that would be a uniform worth the investment.

That would just be silly.

Do I need to wear a towel with my bathrobe or do I need to wear a bathrobe with my towel?

Egg thing:

Fry up onions, mushrooms, ham/bacon and any available veg in a pan. In a jug, scramble 2 eggs per person and then add to the pan. Mix well and serve as soon as the egg is cooked. Is nice with toast or oven chips.

Simple pasta:

Boil pasta. While that's cooking, cook up some bacon. Chop up the bacon and mix with red pesto. Drain the pasta and mix together. Top with grated cheese and serve.

Stir Fry

fry up sliced peppers, red onion, sliced cabb...

Damn didn't know there was a limit.

Two BLTs every day for lunch.

you should also rob them.

you got 11 days to clean the place out, more than enough

The already invited me over to meet the dogs; they're rich but there's junk everywhere.

So tactful.

RIP in peace.

RIP kitten

Yeah!

no its mine

...Why is the rum gone?

i just use a $30 stand-up mic and my computer's built-in speakers like a casual

I have a cheap-arse 5 euro headset with mic from some Danish budget store. It apparently does work, but the quality is mediocre at best.

Move aside stam, this is how a real casual does it.

I have Tutle Beech Erfurce ex12s. Obviously I am the most xXxxXx360n0$(0p3$VV@Gm3$trxXxxXx

ENTHUSIASM

Farewell!

unthusiasm

chunky as in spoiled and curdled

New poll: Do you like your half-n-half creamy or chunky?

I prefer it screamy.

well first off it's a misspelling

That still doesn't explain what the bloody fuck it's supposed to be >.>

here http://datingisawful.tumblr.com/post/29363065282/oegamiom

I don't care about lent.

In fact, I don't care at all.

What's wrong with my hometown?! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lent,_Gelderland

I have a friend with several different styled cans of it in his room stacked on top of his Xbox.

Too watery by far. If you must have a drink that size and price, get a tea. If you're at a gas station, get a big soda.

When XY speaks negative of Shaq you know something's up

no

I, Weighted Idiot Cube, support your decision.

The problem is I don't even know where to start.

Yes.

What if it was a moon-pizza?

...maaaaaaaybe.

MAXIMUM POTATO

KIRBY WON NO LIE

Kirby gets a moral victory.

The TTP project.

only hate

It stands for [EXPUNGED]

I still don't get why the Muricans have to wait until they are 21 to legally drink while they can drive cars and tote guns around at 16.

Guns are at 18. But yeah.

Psssst buddha, buddy, bro. Friend. Wanna accompany me to a liquor establishment?

Because you gotta learn how to drive and shoot sober before you can drive and shoot drunk.

greetings again

What would we be without this seekrit club?

Not so dead as you think

Turkey Bacon > Any Other Bacon. If you don't agree then get out of my face

Oh my god that sounds delicious

Also Argeon you're wrong and you should be ashamed for blaspheming against bacon

Bacon Bacon > turkey bacon. IT TASTES DIFFERENT. ITS NOT RIGHT.

Chill as fuck.

a true work of art

GRORIOUS

I don't like Showdown because it feels wrong using a team you didn't raise yourself.

^ This. There's no heart in the simulations.

Also the animations are super bland.