Razputin

Whoops, I did it again

fucking incredible

UNDERSTAND

UNDERSTAND

Christ Raz, what are you doing deep into Sunday night?

Also the only things America invented are cars that drink more petrol and oil than a Fin drinks alcohol.

Exam-stress induced insomnia and laughing at patriotism

Same here with exam/test related stress.

Tomorrow a Company Economics test consisting of two hours long consisting of 21 chapters whyyyyyyyy.

again, "disregarding the people who are already confirmed girls"

Witty

stamda

Stamda, that's a terrible wish. Why would you wish to be a girl for a week instead of just wishing to be able to swap back and forth? If you only wish for a week and decide you like it, you're fucked. In the latter case, if you like it you have it forever, and if you don't don't have to use it.

i didn't think of that and that makes more sense

Moose and I have already agreed that we have the best taste

Having a stroke there Cube?

we need to act fast to save him

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Das racist, cracka

I am utterly cracka-lackin, cuz'.

I'm not your cousin, boy.

sounds like turbo ebola

Good thing that's silent, like being healthy, and therefore could mean that I'm healthy yet sound like I have turbo ebola!

merso i'm afraid that we're all dying of H1Nbolacooties

in fact we're all already dead

you're hallucinating all of this

I think /v/ just got frozen

They played us like a damn fiddle

I am surprised that they are not playing Don McLean's American Pie nonstop over the site now.

"just look at furaffinity's..." nah witty I'm good but thanks

official request to have tiger penis plastered all over subspuf mods pls deliver.

Be careful what you wish for

i turn the game off and cry in bed

retardation

Actually, if we're going for flavour, you'd pay the Madness cost on Circular Logic

and with raving reviews from critics it is truly the

only way i can get hard any more

a rob schneider film

fast in bed doesn't count

Nah, disappointing the bear with my lack of stamina is definitely a viable survival tactic.

a disappointed bear is an angry bear

do you really want to piss off a bear

>The Wall

really m8

Ummagumma and WYWH are the best Floyd albums

Spycicle - confirmed to be a scrub.

you are both wrong, Animals and Obscured By Clouds are bests.

Also I recently had a really cool lecture about the question "why haven't we evolved to live forever?". They already know why, btw.

Did it make reference to that immortal jellyfish I keep hearing about?

no, but I looked it up; the jellyfish has biological immortality because its cell simplicity allows for much more cell divisions

get a robot bird, those are pretty cool

i had a cat that lived to 26 years old

Get a Perfect Polly, Skye. You'll never regret it.

I'm still not entirely convinced that niggaupload wasn't a myth.

I remember niggaupload!

My friends and I wanted to play solitaire

i wanted to play magic with a squatter but he didn't have any land

I wanted to play Munchkin with some friends, but I don't have any. ;-;

amor mi petite baguette, mon cheri? hon hon hon

vorrei guardare lo shrek

google used to show up here yeah but we banned its ass

blame wicket?

KICK THE WICK

times you just need a little less gun.

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

CRAAAWLLLING IN MY SKIIIIN, THESE WOUNNNNDS WILL NOOT HEAAAAAAL.

Of course I won't hit you corv, what kind of idiot would damage his own property?

...Insurance fraud?

Jay is gonna flip his shit when he hears about this.

I love children.

dinner is ready

dinner is ready... but are YOU???

I just bought a subscription, so I'm at least helping. Again, I can do a bit more if needed, Commander.

Now we are making enough to support the server, but we won't have enough for renewal because it's a lump sum thing.

Well, it's not like many people used it.

wow I apparently don't have reading comprehension

please swear at me now

POOP

BUTTS

BOOBIES

GENITALS

LADY OF THE NIGHT

Eh, I didn't think the humor was anything special, but the artstyle is just... no. It's terrible.

You're a goddamn bear, just eat him. After all, dinner is ready

1) Learn to use a throwing knife.

2) Throw it in such a way to cut off his tongue.

Be sure to make them Gil Hibben knives. They're pretty high quality.