Razputin

get a robot bird, those are pretty cool

i had a cat that lived to 26 years old

Get a Perfect Polly, Skye. You'll never regret it.

Good, now do it blind folded.

Congrats!

Congratulations!

fucking p2w bullshit game

Normal killstreak kits are cheap

Spec Killstreaks will cost a bit more depending on weapon and sheen

prof killstreaks hahahah good one

YOU'VE GOT WANG.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HehHehYouSaidX

I once worked with a guy with that name

All I remember is a dancing fridge and trippy music

"just look at furaffinity's..." nah witty I'm good but thanks

official request to have tiger penis plastered all over subspuf mods pls deliver.

Be careful what you wish for

What drama?

Greg.

while i was gone, greg started stuff

A brilliant work of art.

dude I had the same experience with a toad

unfortunately he had to hit the road

Maks meh cri everytyme.

"Self confidence tapes: Raz limited edition"

It is by rep alone that I set my dong in motion.

yes

Don't worry, I'm even later to the party.

Welcome to the club.

FOUND bacon?

Where did you find it? Behind the kitchen sink?

omg guys you can't just ask someone where they find their bacon!

Good luck. I'm dealing with a home exam that has to be done in about 11 hours

gg no re

How many of us here have trouble keeping up their studying schedules? *raises hand*

>prep sheep

What school do you go to

>not cloning sheep

expres pls

they're like prep sheets, but sheep

Too many apples?

I bet it wasn't apples, if you know what i mean winkwinknudgenudgeitsdicks

raz what are you doing you can't all those fucking apples

I have officially given up. I can just as well keep studying and hope I crash AFTER the test

Test went well, was p easy. Now I'm gonna try and stay awake for another 5 hours or so to reset my sleep rhythm

RIP

and i must scream

you poor soul

Replaces Raz with bear.

Well, he's a bear, so... who's the Noah equivalent?

Pan, because he's Irish and Noah was a drunk.

I remember playing a game just like it a long time ago on Newgrounds too. It was decent I guess, I played it for about 5 minutes. But I have no idea why it's become so big now. 99% of mobile games are shitty, rip-offs, or shitty rip-offs.

eez all you need to know.

The ROFLCOPTER goes soisoisoi

Really? I heard the 2013 one was pretty good. What little I saw of it, it seemed genuinely scary, unlike the original which was awesome but camp-tastic (which may be why people didn't like the remake as much).

Im not too much into horror, really. The terribad CGI and Bruce Campbell's insane expressions is what made the film for me

Evil Dead 2 is sort of a remake? The original Evil Dead was a straight horror film so they kind of rebooted it. The first third of Evil Dead 2 is a remake and then it diverges from the source material, I guess you could say.

Is that Darwin?

I like it

Do eet

Do people actually use that, otherwise I wont really bother installing mumble

If people actually went on there and stayed there, I bet it would be used more often.

there would indeed be more people in it if there were more people in it. I'll check it out soon.

"Remind me again," Death said, "how the little horse-shaped ones move."

is that from The Seventh Seal? Because it sounds like it is but I can't remember.

You forgot to write his speech in ALL CAPS, Simon. There's no bold in status updates so you're forgiven for that much.

Fuckin' Shitrez killing good games

rip

Any game where you can climb up a mountain, slide back down, and outrun a hoverbike while blowing it up is probably going to be fun

some sort of unofficial modding tool gave some sort of hope for the community to get going again, but I'm not sure whats currently going on with that. I sort of miss the game as well, despite being super bad at it.

that kind of attitude will never get you laid

Given the choice, I would rather stay single forever.

Raz x guy confirmed