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Status Updates posted by Wulff

  1. I'm threatened by furries and bronies. Furries and bronies are my worst nightmare.

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      BROS THERE IS LOTS OF HURTFUL LANGUAGE GOING AROUND AND I WANT YOU TO CILLAX

    3. Silent

      Silent

      Yeah whats up with that

    4. Guy923

      Guy923

      what's an mlm? it sounds gay as hell

  2. Thought of the day: Just go with it. Let it happen. You know? See if you like it.

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    2. Huff

      Huff

      girls can't do shit other than suck dick

    3. Paero

      Paero

      how can mirrors be real if Waka Flocka Flame one hood ass nigga?

    4. Guy923

      Guy923

      What a nice way to spend valentines, groping people

      I shoulda done that

  3. x + 4

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    2. Rhombo

      Rhombo

      Look at all these NERDS who don't get this HOT new MEME oh MAN

    3. Silent
    4. Huff

      Huff

      shit we're getting severely memed on

  4. I'm contemplating whoring myself out for money, advice?

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    2. Wulff

      Wulff

      I think JJ is ill-disposed regarding that. I suppose I could convince him to dump his gf or something.

    3. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Eat more peanut butter.

    4. Guy923

      Guy923

      h-how much? I need to know for uhh a friend

      And would you wear a wig and call me onii-chan?

  5. >tfw no qt3,14 Third Reich gf.

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    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      I believe that, whenever someone makes a status update, the previous one get deleted automatically

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      of that same person, of course

    4. tsc

      tsc

      No, previous status updates remain, they just are obscured underneath other updates. Not sure about the comments disappearing issue as I've been away coding all day.

  6. Contemplating streaming the "John Wick" film with Keanu Reeves today, provided I can get it working via Steam Broadcasting.

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Nobody move, NOBODY TALK, and everybody lives.

    3. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Listen to the guy with the gun

    4. Huff

      Huff

      But really, I'd be down. It was a fun film and I'd like to see it again.

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    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      This has given many good songs to listen to now that I've gone through each page listening to the song

    3. Paero

      Paero

      aw dude i fucking love lain.

    4. Wulff

      Wulff

      Let's All Love Lain :)

  7. ;_; fuck you Guy for making me rewatch Meguca Episode 9

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Guy, you haven't finished Meguca yet?

      It's a sunday afternoon, y'know one time I marathonned all of Meguca on a sunday and then failed the test the next day but that's not the point the point is WATCH ALL OF IT NOW IT'LL ONLY TAKE YOU FOUR HOURS FROM THE START

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      I'll finish it tomorrow, it's k

    4. Simon

      Simon

      /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\

  8. Hey kids, do you like Vocaloid? Like this post if tumblr brought you here!

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    2. Paero

      Paero

      what anime is vocaloid from?

    3. Medic

      Medic

      I like Meringue Luka.

    4. Comeau

      Comeau

      My favorite vocaloid is Steve Harwell.

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    2. Paero

      Paero

      KAWAII PRINCESS CHANNELS YEEZY INTO THE ANIME DIMENSION

    3. Silent

      Silent

      can she really talk to jesus?

    4. Facade

      Facade

      I RECOGNIZE THAT BURNED GIRL

  9. 03:52 - Silent: if we ever meet im going to touch you

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    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Corvette! How could you be so lewd! You should be ashamed of yourself!

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I HAD TO SAY IT, OKAY? EVERYONE ELSE WAS THINKING IT!

    4. DualJay
  10. *nods respectfully towards you*
    My fellow Gamers.

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    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      How do you do fellow kids gamers?

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      you're not my gamer, player

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      That's our word.

  11. Is this where I can blog? Because if so I'd just like to say that it is ridiculous how it can take 4 hours to transcribe a 45min interview.

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    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      What was it about?

    3. Wulff

      Wulff

      Childhood and Religion.

    4. Huff

      Huff

      Sounds tedious, but pretty interesting. How did you find it?

  12. Hey guys, how do I become a disgusting moefag who revels in the inconsequential bullshit tropes that permeate through about 85% of all anime released each new season?

     

    I'm being dead serious, I need to know how to achieve this state of mind.

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    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      meme overdose to the point where your brain rapidly deteriorates

    3. Facade

      Facade

      Watch BlackRock Shooter!

    4. Arm the Homeless
  13. Street Fighter V teaser trailer leaked. Exclusive for PS4 and PC, HYPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2bthfd_street-fighter-5-teaser_videogames#from=embediframe

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Well, Smash Bros. has people fighting, and Street Fighter has people fighting. They also have some special moves that are different from the normal moves. Basically identical!

    3. Paero

      Paero

      WULFF MY PENIS IS EXTREMELY ERECT I HOPE YOU ARE AWARE.

    4. Paero

      Paero

      OH GOD ITS REAL IT'S REAL WULFF IT'S REAL.

  14. I'm thinking about starting my own blog here on the SPUFpowered status update system.

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    2. Binary
    3. A 1970 Corvette
    4. tsc

      tsc

      if you donate me some cash I'll buy you a blog system in IPS4 and you can blog on that

  15. tfw white male with no impairing physical or mental disabilities

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    2. Primal Phoenix

      Primal Phoenix

      Fucking disgusting. 

    3. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      i bet you're cis too you shitlord

    4. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Peasants be jelly of the Master Race.

  16. "i literally cannot stop circlejerking. i am not content unless there is a dick in my hand and i am working it furiously"

    - me

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    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      it gives a good workout

    3. Silent

      Silent

      Secret Skill: Handjob

    4. Paero

      Paero

      "gimmie my tea bitch"

      -AnimeCenTrul

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    1. Guy923

      Guy923

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    2. Silent

      Silent

      LOOKIN' GAY

  18. You will never know the pleasure of being cummed inside. Fuck this cruel world.

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      Just turn around?

    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      This seems more like something that belongs in "This Incest and Murder" than a status update.

  19. we lsot boys

    1. Paero

      Paero

      anime is kill

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      kyoani didn't find a way

  20. It's 5 in the fucking morning, the couple that lives two stories above me have been arguing loudly for the past two hours and the old lady who lives directly above me (And just below the quarreling couple) has been slamming, what I assume is her cane, against the ceiling in order to get them to stop like 20 times in the past hour.

    #JustApartmentComplexThings

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      good thing i live in a dorm ha-haah.....

    2. Paero

      Paero

      fo' in the morning

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