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  1. 300 years into moonwatching and chill and they give you this look

    what do

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      It's post apocalyptic, it's got pretty gems, and has a strange but cool world that always makes you wonder what the hell is really going on

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Shit man, I love me some weird post-apocalyptic worlds!

    4. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I don't like post-apocalypse, but I like mysteries and mystery books. And if by pretty gems you mean literal gemstones then that's okay. So that's a 1.3/3 points.

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  2. I think the time has come for me to embrace the spooky halloween spirit. Taking all suggestions.

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    2. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      The monarch very much approves. Don't listen to Doop; he's a poopy head.

    3. Medic

      Medic

      A 1970 Haunted Corvette.

    4. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      Hey, for someone to go into the school of magic, I, as the archmage, has to do a shitton of paperwork, not my porblem if some demon you summoned eats your soul.

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  3. I've discovered the majesty of sleeping with socks on. Why did I not do this before?

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    2. tam

      tam

      i can't sleep with socks on, it feels weird to me

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      People who sleep in socks are a plague upon the earth.

      Just like the rest of humanity.

    4. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      I don't like [thing], therefore the people who do like [thing] are [negative quality]

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  4. Weekly Digital Painting Club post: GIVE ME IDEAS OF SOMETHING TO DRAW. I'll try not to make awful math puns.

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    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Draw a personification of the Internet

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Demoman with a bunch of french girls.

    4. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      Your favourite pokemon starters

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  5. So, I'm going to be hitting up the DMV tomorrow morning to take the Learner's Permit test. Maybe I should study or something.

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    2. Doopliss2008
    3. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i can't drive because i take like 99999999mg of klonopin daily

    4. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      Look, you are probably going to drive automatic. Sheep can manage that.

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  6. And on this day, Jan 13 2015, it will be recorded that it, and I quote, "Is happening."

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      the lesbians were kinda confirmed but they haven't played chess let

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      have you ever not watched a show that has yuri

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      The majority did not have lesbians.

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  7. someone please donate me an xbox

  8. Eyes on an enemy Prowler!

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    2. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      INCOMING ENEMY VEHICLE

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Loyalty until deaf. Scream in unity.

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      LIGHT HOSTILES

       

      AROUND OUR BASE

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  9. I'm bored. There has to be something for me to do.

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    2. Simon

      Simon

      watch carnival phantasm

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      XY I'll draw your Forums and Moderators character, is that close enough?

    4. Unromantic XYTWO
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  10. There was a "terrifying insects" thread on /a/ today. I read all of it. I'm going to huddle in a well-lit, sterilized room with a flamethrower and hope nothing comes after me.

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    2. kayohgee
    3. <Witty Name>
    4. Razputin

      Razputin

      That's a silk moth. They do exist but the one in that picture is a doll

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  11. And on this day a thousand TF2ers claimed Pauling as their waifu.

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    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i'm 3% ethiopian that entitles me to the dark meat of the chicken bucket girl

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      I don't want chicken bucket girl, I want Paulings. She is the perfect waifu.

    4. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      your waifu a shit

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  12. Huh. There are ants in my tea.

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    2. Simon

      Simon

      you've gotta be chitin me with all these bug puns

    3. ICBMoose
    4. Skye

      Skye

      ANT DEFECTORS DISCOVERED IN HUMAN ABODE. BRING THEM TO BEE EMPIRE JUSTICE.

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  13. I pull a MtG all-nighter and this fucking forum explodes okay well i guess i just shouldn't play mtg again back to yugioh it is

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    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      underestimation is the best.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      Hey, my first deck was BG reanimator too

    4. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      If you playing MtG attracts new people I hope you start playing it daily

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  14. I'm making a Magic mat for my friend's birthday, but I'm not exactly sure when it is... I don't want to ask him straight up, but I don't know if there's another way. Sheet.

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      If you have a rough idea of when the birthday is, ask each of your friends you know will be attending what they'll be doing for a few of those days. They should spill the beans without you ever directly asking when the birthday is.

    3. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      oh fuck me sideways ignore my comment i thought you said "i don't know what it is"

      as in "i don't know what a magic mat is"

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Also, if he's having any kind of event, you can sneak the information out that way. Ask him when his birthday is. He'll probably respond with a date. Then say "sorry, I meant the time." That'll mask the intent of the question.

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  15. remove calculus

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    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I just want triginometry gone, everything else can stay

    3. Simon

      Simon

      Feel my pain and know my suffering.

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Math is hard

      So is life

      Get over it

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  16. My friend wants to go trick-or-treating. I'm sad that I will have to explain to her that high school seniors can't trick-or-treat without looking like total degenerates.

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    2. A 1970 Corvette
    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      Why play LoL when you can also not play LoL

    4. tsc

      tsc

      > implying that high school seniors (or students of any sort) care about looking like a degenerate

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  17. ow i twisted my ankle and no matter how much i mash e nobody comes to help

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    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Eat a Yum Heart.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      Quickly, bully him while he's down!

    4. Rammite

      Rammite

      this is what you get for not carrying TP scrolls

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  18. the bitch is back! except i'm not a bitch!

  19. I counter target Christmas

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I overload counterflux and then for good measure chain counter counter

      and then I steal your grape juice while you're busy resolving this chainstack

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I throw a fistful of d20s at you and they all come up 20. I win.

    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      fork the mindbreak trap again and also put a Krosan Grip on the stack targeting Cube's computer.

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  20. What are your honest thoughts on the hit idol Hoshizora Rin?

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    2. Arm the Homeless
    3. Huff

      Huff

      I have only watched the movie and don't want to watch more but she is my favorite too

    4. DualJay

      DualJay

      infinite turbo blood inferno hyper omega garbage straight from flunking out of clown college

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