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  1. Today was the last day of work. I will remember it well because it was also the day I got fucking swept by the grass gym in Pokemon Y somehow.

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      X/Y Confession Time: My only wipe was against Siebold's Gyrarados as I forgot to bring an Electric attack along.

      The shame was enormous.

    2. Simon

      Simon

      gogoat gets another point on the resume

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      that fucking gogoat

      I was like ALL RIGHT LET'S BRING MY HARDEST HITTER OUT and then it was a piddly 1/4th of the health gone and then take down rip

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  2. Did I mention that applications for Service Academies are annoyingly long? I should have. They are. Totally worth it if I get accepted, though.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      tell them about how you'll pwn them with your pure warrior

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Go to a different college if you're that lazy

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      bitch I will layer 1 hack you

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  3. Happy Veteran's Day! I expect you all to play Soldier and airshot everyone you see.

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I think my above post made my stance on freedom abundantly clear.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      pyro is the only class that can restrict movement

      that makes him even more communist than heavy, whose only movement-impeding means are a single unlock

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Communism? Pfft, hilarious. That would imply I would distribute anything to anyone but my totalitarian self.

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  4. I almost regret eating that entire footlong sandwich. Almost

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      jalapenos and peppers and lettuce and goodness

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      jalapenos are good

    3. kayohgee
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  5. I think it's official: Lovisa Coldeyes is best magic

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      wicket, don't say you're lazy

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      >not instantly going to Gatherer upon hearing something that might potentially be a card

      scruuub

    3. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      but i can't into card games

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  6. Someone necro'd the SPUF Serial Killer thread, saying that "it was cool." Can we decommission bigSPUF, please?

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      i'd like to think i wasn't as cringe

      but that would be deceiving myself

    2. Jordax

      Jordax

      It is weird seeing posts from yourself from three years ago.

      It is even more strange how I apparently knew of this place without actually having an account here. Either I was really bored or you guys didn't hide this place well enough.

    3. Rammite

      Rammite

      We hid it horribly

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  7. now who's this cavera seventa lady

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      He'd be referred to in reference only. Called a witty fellow, or whatever.

    2. A 1970 Corvette
    3. DualJay
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  8. I question why I ever bothered with stealth in Far Cry 3 while LMGs exist

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      >using stealth in any game

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Stealth makes things so much easier in Skyrim.

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Stealth is totally busted in Skyrim. You can shank a Dragon with an Iron Dagger if you have maxed Sneak, Backstab, and those Dark Brotherhood gloves and kill it in one shot after teabagging the ground right in front of it.

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  9. MY EYES

    1. LordCOVID Monkey

      LordCOVID Monkey

      My eyes are feelin' better than ever.

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      BALD BALD BALD BALD....

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Sealing a demon's power into your eyes is not all it's cracked up to be.

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  10. who is ur fave 2hu

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I can't realistically give an answer because my touhou knowledge is shallow enough that I'd probably just say the first girl that comes into my head

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I'll narrow it down for you:



      this

       

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      or this

       

      Th145Reisen2.png

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I think I like tewi more as the rabbit representative. But I wouldn't call Tewi my favourite either. And Sakuya is nice, but kind of middle road for me overall.

       

      I think Wriggle is pretty cute. Maybe she's my favourite?

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  11. Happy birthday Hoshizora Rin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I think love live has some pretty decent songs. It's good for me to diversify my musical interests either way so people can't accuse me of solely listening to metal

    2. Gyokuyoutama
    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Where's the love wing bell metal remix? smh

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  12. Eating instant ramen and watching subbed anime. Even I'm a little ashamed of myself right now.

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      well, Buffy, you could have been eating pocky, too.

      so otaku harder 6/10

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Lack of waifus pillow gets this a 7/10

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      It' a dakimakura! get it right, baka!

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  13. Due to my caretaker's general laziness in grocery shopping, the only thing left in the house are cans of refried beans. I'm getting pretty damn good at working them into everything I eat, at least.

    1. Razputin
    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Raz, I don't know how they do things over in Europeland, but here in America it is customary to be sent to live with a family of eagles on your 15th birthday.

      The mother eagle is referred to as your "caretaker", and she plays a vital role in filling you with the xenophobic patriotism that will guide you throughout your life.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      there is no rep button

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  14. Huff, I've been wondering. Was it actually a pun?

    1. Huff

      Huff

      the quote string in my sig

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      god I hate you so much

    3. Huff
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  15. I have a potential summer job waiting to call back and tomorrow I'm going to be at a magic convention WHAT WILL I DO IF I GET THE JOB CALL DURING A DRAFT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      It actually is the same job, it wasn't a bad job at all so I figured "eh why not"

    2. Jaydor

      Jaydor

      It's the same job?

      Huh, okay.

    3. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Ignore it, call back, and tell them you were tending to a poor injured kitty cat.

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  16. I have graduation money now.

    How to spend, how to spend...

    1. Verumae

      Verumae

      save it for when you're in college. don't get cheap weed, go for the good shit. it's worth it.

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      lsd and mtg

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      Steam sale.

      Bad dragon

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  17. My brother and his girlfriend decided to watch the Lorax. Oh my god it burns someone stop the music

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      dystopian as fuck

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Isn't that the movie where they take the original message and pound it into your face with a sledgehammer?

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Don't forget the part where the message now shoots itself in the foot, Witty

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  18. Oh my god watermelon is the best thing ever aahghah

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Did you use a spoon even though the Mexican Fork Cartel banned spoons?

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      i was expecting guy to post about being racist or something

      dammit guy

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I think there are more posts about Guy's blackness than actual posts by Guy.

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  19. Am I the only one that occasionally gets the compulsion to put an lc after an allcaps post?

  20. The "trying too hard" award goes to: http://i.imgur.com/ptJq6eY.jpg?1

    1. Doopliss2008
    2. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      i feel like putting on my sniper cosplay and taking a picture of me on my bed with like 30 jars of jarate

    3. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Trumpet OP, nerf plz

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  21. Watched Kill Bill today. Man, that was great.

    1. Skye

      Skye

      Modern classic.

    2. Silent

      Silent

      I fucking love the Kill Bill films.

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Quentin Tarantino always made (mostly) good movies.

      They always had an interesting alternate reality twist in them to make them.....different.

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  22. Skull Servants are a great example of something that is really shitty turning into something amazing. And it also involves skeletons so that basically makes it the best thing Konami has ever done.

    1. Paero
    2. Simon

      Simon

      now make a deck centered on winning with Sparks

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      imagine if zombies had a limiter removal

      22k attack KotSS yes please

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  23. Only in Yugioh can you yell out "FUCKING JEWISH SPACESHIPS ARE WRECKING MY SHIT" and be genuinely truthful about it.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      The Qliphoth cards are all based off of some Jewish shit idunno man I'm not a theologist

    2. VDZ

      VDZ

      well... not entirely correct. its based off of hebrew evil spirits. Its like saying that the devil is christian. A christian belief, but the opposite of the truth.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      you're right

      but it hasn't stopped them from being called jewships by everyone in the yugioh scene

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  24. A mod approved an itsurblog thread. Welcome to bizarro SPUF.

    1. Simon

      Simon

      w h a a a a t

    2. Argeon

      Argeon

      Finally, a reason to log on to SPUF. Time to report the thread.

    3. Unromantic XYTWO
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  25. Last paycheck get. We order computer parts now.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      don't get your big stupid hair caught in anything

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      So you did go with the prostitution plan?

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Yeah, we'll see how it all works out

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