Mersopolis

Bitches and hoes

Female dogs and farming tools it is!

Wait, is that for my avatars, Steam name, or both?

A heated shelter to protect you from the icy land of Hoth.

you know that thing the cats did in cats & dogs with the guy in the coma do that

Throw a murder mystery party. Bring everyone into the living room with the lights off. turn on the lights and fan dramatically to reveal the body flailing on the fan and ask them who dun it.

I say go for it. We're always looking for new faces and fresh blood and such.

Also have him yell at one of us to set up his account because I think the email is kaput.

is he edible

Be confident in everything you say. Also get MASIV

chloroform

it won't really knock them out but it'll set the mood

seduce guys instead

Flag football.

Aren't you supposed to grab the flag in that? ;)

I tried to grab the flag. Instead, I got the shirt.

Neither do I. My question still hasn't been answered.

oh god not again

oh no someone joined the secret club house, hide your fedoras everyone!

You're never going to find out my secret at this rate!

Mersopolis has a SEEECRET!

Thaaaat explains everything!

*Ebil laugh*

did anyone say the forbidden words on stage?

There were two groups who were performing scenes from Macbeth around the same time we performed. I'm pretty sure at least one person did. (We got 4th place.)

A video about the Shakespeare competition will be posted on Youtube tomorrow.

guitar company

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mitch

Mersopolis:

http://t6.rbxcdn.com/83d0e5b9107ae130d3ae3afad62fa941

Real name:

I really wish i can rep statuses.

glad to hear it

Scags, my brother can bend his fingers about 45 degrees backwards. That just ain't natural!

punch out the pope and take his wallet

turn tricks on the corner for cash

Win the lottery

Your mom's car.

The Korean places in my area are generally pretty nice to eat out at.

Rashay's

i am, you are, we are australiaaaan

winner

pirate

^What the cube said.

I play Othello in an ensemble of tragic couples. I get to kiss a girl, and then kill her.

To Pan or not to Pan, that is the question.

It clearly didn't work.

WOAAAAAAAAAAAH REVERSE PSYCOLOGY

A writing professor a had a couple of years ago had a student that wrote a short story where he kidnapped her and tortured her for making him write a short story. She apparently loved it.

AWWWWW YE

Link?

He has a tumblr, but who knows how crowded his inbox might be.

http://orteil42.tumblr.com/

I made a thread with the link. Check the Drawing Board.

Just like when our CS teacher was talking about arrays.

"You CAN make 4-d arrays, but... don't try to imagine them, okay?"

Merso, I believe you are the One. Only you can solve this matrix

Oh, I can solve them, it just takes time. Lots of time.

who and who?

They're from my sig. They are my emotional embodiments.

Your emotional embodiments are both female? o-o

No. It's mine.

The 2fort ruse was a DISTACTION. i HAVE the pan

can i have that pan, witty?

I hate drowning too

I don't hate vests.

even i don't like swimming, and sport is effectively 70% of what i do

and it's relevant to christmas because jesus was borned on christmas and he wants us to drink his blood right?

I'll be FestiveHalibut, and refuse to remove my Santa hat until April again.

if there is a character limit then just to be King Wenceslick is fine

Peanut M&Ms > all other M&Ms

PB M&Ms are greasy. I like the peanut ones, though.

nuts in chocolate is disgusting.

It's been off default since like the 3rd. You can change themes at the bottom of the website. 

Its not there for spookpowered, that or a donator's glitch.

You can't change it from mobile, but now I'm on a desktop, and can barely see the grey text against the green background at the bottom. Ah, well.

install gentoo

I meant in the explorer view, in such a way that it can be sorted.

/g/ pls go

Not support the Frederalist party

awoo

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teh Last Door?

Do u know wot a thespian si?
Would u say thespian or thesbian?
wot kind of grudges do u ahve?

wot si nine times six?

To kill or not to kill a mockingbird?
Tequila or not tequila mockingbird?

Which Impossible Quiz can help u find hidden meanings?
Why did teh Mexican push his wife off of a cliff?

wot fi I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally?
wot fi I dropped my phone?
Or encountered my clone?
wot fi I get mononucleosis?
wot fi my house got foreclosed?
wot fi I had a cat, n it exploded?
wot fi I woke up in a trunk?
wot fi my best friend went steampunk?
wot fi I met real pirates?
wot fi there was an awkward silence?
wot fi I say something unintentionally racist?
wot fi I was an adult with braces?
wot fi I can't swim?
wot fi I am visited by Mr. Timn?
wot fi I fed teh troll?
wot fi I'm being attacked by a narwhal?
wot fi teh apocalypse started?
wot fi I ahve a recurring dream where teh world runs out of bacon?

Which person do u think will do teh next AMA?

r brains better than brawn?
Bread, melons, or lemons?

Would u give Fimmian a sweet roll in exchange for calming pants in real life?
Would u care to donate to Sheogorath's brain pie?

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo?

wot would happen fi Pinnochio said, "My nose si going to grow now."?
fi Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, how did it fall off?
fi teh opposite of sky si earth, n teh opposite of rim si middle, then si Middle Earth teh opposite of Skyrim?
Do seagulls ahve better-looking legs than chickens?
si Doctor Who better than Tony Stark?

Can u make a picture of a Toa in a toga getting towed by a toad in a toe themed tow truck?

Why don't people understand that I get more information from teh answers to these question than just teh answers?
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