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Hey now that's mean Someone worked really hard to design Mojo Jojo

this is pure gold

so the fight would be over and everyone would prepare to head home, fondly looking back on the night and the property damage they caused, prompting a Senior Prom Users' Forumesque epilogue. Huff, Cube, and Corv would retire to a nearby hotel to chill out, regain their senses, and play some vidya or something while having turns snuggling Gaston. The Four Kings would go get into their car and drive home with newfound respect for each other. Skye would spend his time in the Void torturing Brain for eternity with song and dance. Pan, Witty, and Jordax would not be done here. They'd go out and find more drink to imbibe in. XY would be pulled along by Raz towards another foolhardy exercise. Perhaps breaking into J-Lo's mansion. Medic and Gig would finish up the evening with Grand Slams and coffee in a local Denny's. They would have a lot to clean up and their night was just getting started. Cell and Stamda would mourn their pirate crew and give them proper burials. Then they'd pack up and go back to their hotel, greeting Huff, Cube, and Corv on the way. The admins would sigh in relief that the great evil was destroyed. Then they'd get ready to repair the park for the next morning's patrons. The end would focus on the only ones left in the park, Guy, Wulff, and Silent. Guy would finally be asleep and Silent and Wulff would round up the story by commenting on the magic of fantasy, how beautiful the park looked from their vantage point of still being trapped atop Splash Mountain, and other cheesy shit like that. Guy would sleep soundly. THE END.

I told you guys we should've banned Witty when we still had the chance

and then everyone was banned

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By this time, Downtown Disney is a fucking wreck from the Four Kings, as I dubbed them, warring. All three would have equal shares of the businesses and would be fighting for the last available tiebreaker: a small popcorn stand in the middle of the place. In any case, the four would be broken out of their fantasies by the calls of Witty, Pan, and Jordax telling them to get their asses on the giant glowing train of fuckdeath. They would, and they were to speed out towards the entrance to Downtown Disney. With a crash, they were to break through the Fourth Wall in a cacophony of showtunes and neon lights and then speed just as quickly into the entrance of Disneyland proper, astounding Medic and Gigolo. Gigolo would cop a feel while Medic was dumbfounded. Also Xytwo and Raz would trail behind the train on a gold cart or something. Anyway, Pan would yell for Witty and Jordax to jump off of the train and meet up with Raz and XY, who would then explain Pan's plan. The four would follow this plan: to free all of their trapped friends around the park- e.g. Cell, Stamda, Huff, Cube, Corv, etc, and meet up in the French Quarter to do battle with Brain/Maleficent. They'd gather as many weapons and costumes as they could drom the gift shops, bring Gaston along, and free the Pirate Kings and their animatronic army and lead them to the French Quarter. I guess the make-believe weapons and costumes would hurt the big bad more??? Imagination or whatever I dunno fuck. While the small band would be fighting Brain, Pan and the Four Kings rode around the park to the four trains of the Park. He would drop off one King with each train and superpower the train like the Electric Parade's float, leaving it to circle the Disneyland Express' track at high speeds until the time was right. Rynjin would get the Disneyland Express, Doop would be the conductor of Casey JR, Bern would receive the Jolly Trolley from Toontown, and Moby would be in charge of the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad in Frontierland. the Four Kings would build up momentum on the Disneyland Express' tracks as Pan rode to back up the forces in the French Quarter. They'd be on the edge of defeat anyway. They'd have weakened Brain/Mal, but she'd be like 20 seconds from killing them when Pan would show up, give the signal, and have the Four Kings rush their trains to the French Quarter to form a giant train mech. The Trolley and Casey JR would be the legs, the BTMR and Disneyland Express forming the torso and arms, and the Electric Parade train forming the head. The trainmech and Mal/Brain would fight for a while in a cool manner until the baddie was nearly down. At that moment, though, Verumae would show up and power them up for a final devastating attack of some sort, which would head RIGHT FOR THE TRAINMECH OH NO. However, Skye would be heading toward the French Quarter in his delirium at that point, willing to die after feeling the pain of existing with the Dark Ones' curse on him. He'd see the GIANT SPECIAL ATTACK and realize it was his way out. He'd jump in front of it and seal both it and himself inside the Void or whatever. This would dumbfound the big bad and allow Pan and the Kings to launch a final attack by powering up with the fuckin magic latent in the park or some shit and punch Brain to kingdown come.

As Jordax, Witty, and Pan discover the passageway, they were to receive a call from the park's remaining security, Binary, Rammite, and tsc. They were calling to inform the three that they suspected the surge was a hostile event, and that they now relied on the three drunkards to investigate it. the underground passage was a large experimental lab full of spooky experiments and Walt clones and the three were to have shenanigans there. Outside of the park, police were to gather, with Medic being the chief of the force. They'd gradually try to break through the Fourth Wall to help those inside, but would not succeed. Eventually Gigolo would show up as an FBI admin and bring his forces with him. He and Medic would stand off to the side and observe their men try to break in while Gig would try to chat Medic up. Anyway, at this point, the threat posed by the surge would become apparent. The bandit would reveal himself to be Verumae working on behalf of the dark mage DrEvilBrain. Their goal was to harness the residual energy left in Disneyland by decades of visitors to power up Brain to Lichdom or something like that. Anyway, Brain would start to absorb power or something on Tom Sawyer Island and a shaft of light or something would appear over it, alerting everyone that something was happening. Anyway, the drunks would reach the other end of the lab and come out in California Adventure near the Pier. The admins would inform them that they really needed to get going and reach the secret weapon, but, as luck would have it, the wine festival would be going on, making the three waste even more time by getting even further sloshed. By that time, DrEvilBrain would begin the countdown to his ascension and broadcast his plans over the park's loudspeakers and televisions. It was then that the twist would occur. The scheduled final showing of Fantasmic was to start at that moment. The projection would somehow mix with the energy/magic/whatever and either summon Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty or transform Brain into her dragon form. Cut me a break it's bullshit stupid fanfic. Anyway, everyone in the park would realize the crisis and things would become more serious from then on out. So the drunks finally reach the shed with the "secret weapon" and it turns out to the the train from the Electric Parade. Pan's eyes were to widen as he realized the potential of the machine and told the admins to leave it to him. The three were to get the train running. But it's a fucking parade float it runs slowly jesus what did they expect. So Witty gets an idea to make it an actual threat and calls up Raz and Xy, telling them to set up a kind of Back to the Future scenario to power the train up. The Tower of Terror was to actually be struck by lightning or some bullshit, so Raz and Xy set up a powerline and boosted the train as it passed the tower. This causes the train to go FAST AS ALL FUCK (electricity does FUCKING EVERYTHING in this story), and the three ride it towards the hotel that borders California Adventure and Downtown Disney.

Alright, so I guess I'll just go by character groups first, then the big plot. Basically what happened is that the bandit redirected Anaheim's power flow into his hideout in the basement of the Haunted Mansion to fulfill some purpose (will describe it in a bit), but ended up with even more than he needed to complete the job. Of course, this made a bunch of stupid shit happen for plot purposes. Most rides were either made to trap the "carts" in place, like what would have happened to Splash Mountain, while others continued to operate, like It's a Small World and Pirates. This is a fucking stupid AU, so I made Disneyland mostly automated so as to eliminate staff from the equation. Don't question it. The electricity burst also did a bunch of other fucking retarded shit. The Fourth Wall is a gigantic wall that circles the perimiter of Disneyland, Downtown Disney, and California adventure. Ok, so anyway. Huff, Cube, and Corvette are stuck inside of a row of shops on Main Street. For those of you that haven't been there, the shops are connected on the inside, so one can travel the length of Main Street just passing from store to store inside. The electricity surge causes the front entrances of all of these shops to slam shut and lock, however, trapping them. For the first part of the story the three dick around with the products in the gift shops and annoy each other. Eventually mania starts to set in as the three fight for the affections of a painting of Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. Skye is locked into his boat in It's a Small World as the surge hits. We were to check up on him frequently for short moments, seeing his mind slip from hearing the song on repeat for hours and seeing noting but multiethnic animatronics. eventually, he was to sign a pact with The Dark Ones residing in the ride to free him from his prison at the cost of what little sanity he had left. Cell and Stamda had one of my favorite parts. The surge would have caused the animatronic pirates in Pirates of the Caribbean to come to life and begin fighting and pirating for real. Cell and Stam were to fight the pirates, gain their respect, and become their leaders. Then they were to feast on the food of the Blue Bayou. XYTWO (rip) and Raz were going to simply explore the Tower of Terror for any supernatural happenings and come up empty-handed. A pretty simple part, but they become more important later on. Jordax, Pan, and Witty were to be the most important characters, arguably. Following Witty's discovery, they were going to break into Club 33 and imbibe in all of the alcohol there, gettinmg very tipsy. In the process, they were to find a hidden passageway hidden in the club that lead underneath the park. More on that later. Guy, Silent, and Wulff's part was simple. Their cart on Splash Mountain was to get stuck right at the apex of the big drop. They were gonna spend the entire story fucking around with Guy as he freaked out. And lastly, Rynjin, Bern, Doop, and Moby made the best of their time by having a competition of who could take over the entirety of Downtown Disney first. They each would start out with one business to their own and would have to capture new ones to proceed. Ryn was to have the Rainforest Cafe, Bern the Hagen-Daaz store, Doop the Disney Store, and Moby the Build-a-Bear Workshop. Anyway, this is where things hit their high point.

IT IS DOOOONE   http://ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-32/?action=preview&uid=7401

Also, meet Erma: https://imgur.com/gallery/KEo9n

Closing in on the last half of Shadow of Mordor. Been nabbing all the Ithildin and Artifacts because the lore on them is neat. The second area is SOOOO much better than the firt. I was astounded. It looks gorgeous, and I can actually figure out where I am at any given time because there are actually like, landmarks, and unique ruins and stuff instead of "Brown shitty ground and ramshackle huts" that is the entirety of Udun. And the Captains are actually CHALLENGING, with synergistic abilities and few weaknesses. Got one fucker that's immune to literally everything but arrows. He is entirely immune to melee attacks, finishers, and everything else. Finally killed him and the guy did that thing where Uruks randomly decide to come back to life after you killed him and was like "Nope". Got another guy I'm having fun dicking around with because he tracks you everywhere, but moves kinda slow. So at random points he pops up like "FOUND YOU" and then you just go "WOOP WOOP WOOP" and he gets even madder the next time he shows up. I'm actually kinda pissed they make you spend so much time in Udun before Nurnen opens up.

Well, I beat Half-Life 2: Even Half-Lifier. As far as I know the most noticeable change is that the credits had more people in them. I guess now I have to play the whole game again with commentary on to see if it's any good. OH DARN.

bluh bluh binary veneration day bluh worst admin

Update for tonight. Engine's done, just level design/polish for tomorrow.  

​Is that supposed to be some sort of rhino-baymax hybrid? ​what are they teaching people today

Two updates in a single month, rejoice.

​Man, usually I like xkcd but the author's really letting his "nerd with a grudge against jocks" side come out here. That argument can be applied to literally any form of cheating, like using aimbots. "Our video games are just 0s and 1s, but some people use programs that change the 0s and 1s to work differently and they win contests!" I'm not interested in sports at all, but I'm pretty sure nobody wants to see a competition between whose doping regimen is best, they want to see who's the best pitcher/batter/tennis player.

the time warner guys came by today because apparently we were eligible for a free upgrade jesus tap dancing christ i'm scared