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  1. FreshHalibut

    We come in peace! (Shoot to kill)

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      "Peace? Ah, yes, defined as period of time to allow for preparation for the next war."

  2. FreshHalibut

    This bad coffee is filling me with equal parts joy and rage.

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      There is some solace to be found in bad coffee. On one hand, the bitter taste is part of the experience. On the other, some coffee can really just taste horrible and irredeemable.

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      You could try some green tea

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      So, angry righteousness, according to this: http://i0.wp.com/flowingdata.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Inside-Out-Emotion-Combos.png?fit=1200%2C1200

  3. FreshHalibut

    Rocket Punch!

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Punchman always saves the day!!

    2. Veez

      Veez

       

       

  4. FreshHalibut

    It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      get ye torch

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      >go south

    3. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      get ye flask

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  5. FreshHalibut

    Starting a new game of XCOM, who wants to be mauled by aliens in my squad?

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      My guy looks like Marvin the Martian in disguise.

      Uh, I mean, he looks like a totally normal human with a creative outlook on hairstyles!

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Sniper with a handlebar mustache?

      I like.

    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      yus ples

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  6. FreshHalibut

    A Big Black Gravios

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      The Biggest, Blackest Gravios

  7. FreshHalibut

    Pinball is the best.

  8. FreshHalibut

    ADAM

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I never asked for this

    2. mewwy2

      mewwy2

      ADDUM JEENSEN ADDUM JEEEEENZISN

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      i'm madam

      wait a second here

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  9. FreshHalibut

    Watch out for the Tempura Wizard!

  10. FreshHalibut

    I thought I saw a burglar, but it was just a burger. The spelling confused me.

    1. The Irish Demopan

      The Irish Demopan

      Sorry control, my boner pressed the button

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      But what if it was the Hamburglar?

  11. FreshHalibut

    They're Everywhere!

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      literally who

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      WHO GAVE THAT MAN PERMISSION TO DIE

    3. Huff

      Huff

      EIN WACHMANN

  12. FreshHalibut

    Denton! Did you accidentally hit the delete-status button? "Yes."

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      JC Denton. 3 years old. No residence. No fame. No knowledge. No judgement. No imagination. No...

  13. FreshHalibut

    Your favorite doughnuts, go!

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      bavarian creme with choco top

      ...Though, sour-cream filled chocolate is surprisingly good, despite the name

    3. Binary

      Binary

      Apple fritters

    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      binary knows waz good

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  14. FreshHalibut

    What is the comfiest?

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      tempurpedic

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      maids

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      You seem rather comfy in that Santa hat... Are you sure that it's really stuck?

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  15. FreshHalibut

    Run you pigeons, it's Robert Frost!

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      I wonder if the clown is getting paid for any of that.

  16. FreshHalibut

    I require Old Spice remixes

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      am I doing this right
    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Autotune is going to sound like balls ingame.

    3. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

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  17. FreshHalibut

    RIP Gunshow

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      RIP

    2. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      I blame the koolaid.

  18. FreshHalibut

    'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Spuf, not a user was posting, not even Huff.

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    2. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      tuff huff

    3. Huff

      Huff

      my name is actually pronounced "uph"

    4. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      ruffian uphian

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  19. FreshHalibut

    I played for Glory and lost every match.

    1. Paero

      Paero

      at least you're glorious

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Don't ever play 1-on-1. There are some scary motherfuckers there who play this game for a living. If you see a Japanese name, FUCKING RUN.

  20. FreshHalibut

    Now I have *all* the streetpass puzzle pieces!

    1. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      I dont even have a 2ds

    2. Paero

      Paero

      I LITERALLY DONT EVEN XDDD

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I don't have a 1DS or a 0DS

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  21. FreshHalibut

    SmashU Hype

    1. Simon

      Simon

      SmUsh

    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      @hugthebed I went direct download because Amazon being a wiener

    3. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Not having a WiiU sadness D:

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  22. FreshHalibut

    Coffee at 11:30pm

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    2. Grobag

      Grobag

      Microwave burger at 2:00 AM

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Tghat was first breakfast Corv, what about 2nd breakfast?

    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I don't think he knows about 2nd breakfast.

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  23. FreshHalibut

    Gopher Cash Registers

    1. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Great! Cool! Rad!

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Good! Great! Awesome! Outstanding! AMAZING!

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Graphically Capable Rocket

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  24. FreshHalibut

    Stealth Edits

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      i bring c4 for deposit box ok?

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      i solo stealth i have hoxhud :)

    4. Binary

      Binary

      *huffhud

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  25. FreshHalibut

    And on this day, we celebrate humanity's victory over the spooky scary skeletons

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      but they didn't win

    2. Argeon

      Argeon

      gg spooky ones no re

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Little did they know that there were skeletons inside them all along...

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