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  1. Guys, people are doubting my New Vegas fanboyism on Big SPUF. HOW WILL I LIVE WITH MYSELF?

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    2. Arm the Homeless
    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      >Objectively better

      >Story-wise

      http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/objective

    4. Razputin

      Razputin

      Well to be fair the story of fallout 3 was such absolute arse "objectively terrible" comes pretty damn close to the truth

  2. The EoTL movie was good. Shame SPUF will shit on it because SPUF.

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I want a smoking orphan kitten misc

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      oh I see so this is the new Hobbit movie

    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      no witty its a Hunger Games/Jurrassic Park crossover

  3. Should we invite thesupremecommander to subSPUF?

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    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      I want to argue otherwise but I cant

    3. Binary

      Binary

      eh, not a fan

    4. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      I'd call dibs on Raiden, but it wouldn't be right if Moby wasn't Raiden.

  4. Is... is it wrong that I still find Miley Cyrus physically attractive?

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    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      Pffft. Whatevs.

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      hey now

      I thought everyone agreed the go-to guy for shit taste was ME

      Expresate, I'm sorry but I'll have to kill you for trying to steal my position

    4. DualJay

      DualJay

      Well, if you were to go by her body alone, she could maybe make a 7 with a decent head. (geddit)

  5. Praise the Sun!

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    2. Veez

      Veez

      I claim Uranus.

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Nobody touches the moon without my consent

    4. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      If only I could be so grossly incandescent.

  6. So I just took a look at a cup of orange juice I had just used. There's a big fucking dead ant it.

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    2. Comeau

      Comeau

      I think he's really making a mountain out of an anthill.

    3. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      At least it died drinking what it loved.

    4. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Dude, this is why we drink apple juice, OJ kills people

  7. They nerfed the Axtinguisher. HUFF. HUFF WHERE ARE YOU?

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    2. Paero

      Paero

      Fuck this what a dead fucking game.

    3. Expresate

      Expresate

      Are you being srs right now, Paero?

    4. The Irish Demopan

      The Irish Demopan

      I, for one, welcome our new Pan overlords. Wait, course I would, I am one!

  8. I'm starting an online course soon, give me advice.

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    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      serious: have a good stable connection, I have no clue how much times I've lost connection during a test.

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Remember, green is not a creative color. So when playing your digital golf course, you should aim away from the green and instead go to the nearest bar and get drunk.

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      serious: Try to get a schedule going. It's hard to stay on track if you just do things whenever.

  9. "True Fallout Fans" have to be some of the most irritating people on the internet. 

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    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      It's not the opinion I disagree with. I've played the originals, I see why people would be upset. It's the snarky and arrogant attitude. There's a reason I put quotations around "true fallout fans." Is this better? """"""""""True Fallout Fans""""""""""

    3. Veez

      Veez

      That can go both ways, though. Have I seen my fair amount of those who you just described? Hell yeah, I used to go on NMA, the hive of that sort of opinion. I've also seen my fair amount of those who refuse to acknowledge the originals, because its not made by Bethesda, or its graphics are shit, or because its turn-based, and what not. I don't think its really fair to call out only one of those groups when the other can be just as obnoxious, unless your ""true fallout fans" comment was directed towards both those groups, in which case, I agree.

    4. Expresate

      Expresate

      No, it was specifically targeted to the """"""""""""""""""Dinosaurs""""""""""""""""""" (mass quotations so you'll understand) because it was a personal rant that I posted on this forum since I'm frequently seeing that kind of behavior coming from that group. I'm well aware that "new" fallout fans can act the same. It's a pretty average internet behavior based on arrogance and assumptions. It was just a rant. 

  10. So this is a thing I bought: http://i58.tinypic.com/2lig60z.jpg

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    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      @Medic: You fucking better believe it.

    3. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Just so you know, linking a tinypic directly redirects you to its page instead of just the image.

    4. Expresate

      Expresate

      Yeah, thanks.

  11. WAUGHMP WAUGHMP

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    2. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      on topic, i have a considerable rear shelf

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      THAT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE

    4. Huff

      Huff

      tfw no butt

      it's my family's curse

  12. so I know I'm a year late, but I just realised today that they nerfed the sandman. I thought I wasn't getting stuns because I was bad. What else have they nerfed?!

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      It's kind of miracle that anyone ever learns TF2, given how many unexplained mechanics there are, and how even veterans will often give you wrong explanations due to how often they change.

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      If you didn't hear about the Sandman, I doubt you ever heard that fall damage has a +/- 20% damage spread.

    4. LordCOVID Monkey

      LordCOVID Monkey

      The Short Circuit can shoot glowing balls of death, and you can also rocket jump with it. But it's pretty impractical. Though I guess that isn't really a nerf, huh...

  13. SubSPUF is for nerds and scrubs. #hashtag

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    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      yeah fuck the who bizkit did it better

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      WHERE YOU FOR THE AMA DAMMIT!

    4. Razputin

      Razputin

      still one of the better posts this week

  14. Contemplating installing the New Vegas mods that let you turn people into weapons and clothing and food, and one that lets you remove and eat uteruses. What say you?

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      oh god i remember junko posting that on bigspuf and everyone flipping the fuck out because it made no sense

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      irrelevant but i've been waiting to post this

      http://puu.sh/97BYa/f06e0b4ad0.gif

    4. Expresate

      Expresate

      I'm honored you'd past that here. It is now in my pictures folder.

  15. everytime I see "cis" I cn't help but think of str wrs

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    2. Huff

      Huff

      shut up baby I know it

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Didn't we already have a discussion about this in Tumblrpowered?

    4. Expresate

      Expresate

      I'm voiding tumblr power for my own helth

  16. guys, what if it was silent

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    2. Paero

      Paero

      LOL WHY IS HE CALLED SILENT IF YOU CAN SEE HIM?

    3. Silent

      Silent

      why does she wear glasses if shes deaf

    4. Paero

      Paero

      can she really talk to jesus?

  17. So when Turkey and Russia start World War III, who wants to pool all of our money to a big ol' bunker? 

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    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      can SPUF be the principle owners of Vaul-Tec

      seriously, let's just fuck the only known surviving humans on our planet up because money

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Government research

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      why not just remove kebab?

  18. So uh, anyone SMM2?

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    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      @TheOnlyGuyEver Oh wow. I have made one piddly level, uploaded it at 10pm, and nobody has played it :( It is a very generic, no clever shenanigans babby's first. Though I am trying to make a probably-been-done-a-thousand-times "work with bowser to progress" level. He interacts with switches and stuff, which is nice.

       

      SHAMELESSPLUG: RQS-JNR-0HG

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Oh, is this the plug thread now? Well, here's my spoderman level: DSJ-26V-RKF

       

      Uncle Ben death scene not included.

    4. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      @Expresate It's not you fault that no one has played it, most people are in the same boat, me included. Basically, until your level has gotten played ONCE, it will not show up ANYWHERE except the "new" tab, which could take like a week+ for your level to get played since the tab can only display so many levels at once. The recommendation algorithm is pretty flawed right now as such, and so external sharing (like the daily level exchange on the subreddit, which will often do the job) is pretty popular right now.

       

      Also usually I like to create a level around a specific mechanic or gimmick or idea, but there's nothing wrong with making traditional levels (in fact I'm making one now); yours was very enjoyable. Enjoy being freed from 0 play purgatory btw, the snowball effect should kick in from now.

       

      And, in the spirit of shameless plugs, here's my new level, Claw Clamor Kaizo, which I uploaded today (hence why it's not in the video I posted previously): 

      If you're into this sort of thing, I posted my maker ID in my earlier comment.

  19. So am I, like, subspufs prophet now

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    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      It has always been verumae and still is

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      prophesy something for me

    4. Paero

      Paero

      FO' IN THE MORNING

  20. Net Neutrality is safe another day. Meanwhile, Republicans show they don't understand the meaning of "personal liberty"

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    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Meanwhile, DemocRats show they don't understand anything.

    3. John Caveson
    4. Razputin

      Razputin

      I prefer pokemon Red, it has much better exclusives

  21. is subspuf dead? Discuss

  22. It's beginning to look a lot like Dustbowl!

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    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      It's beginning to look a lot like Dustbowl!

    3. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      stickies on the floor

    4. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      They explode without a doubt

  23. Science is fucking awesome

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      no witty go away

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Not when it gives us needle pills it's not

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      ESPECIALLY when it gives us needle pills!

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