Simon

He's an Italian dog named Vinnie. Voiced by one of the guys from The Sopranos. I swear I'm not making this up.

Think of literally any Italian-American stereotype, mix it all together and BAM-Vinnie. It's bad.

looked it up

like wow really

WHOA $50 amazon gift card from uncle and nan

That's more than I got fro my entire birthday. Which was -$30 because I had to buy my own ice cream cake.

WOAH YOU ACTUALLY HAVE AN UNCLE AND NAN

How about everything stated, combined:

The offspring of two dakimakuras, fitted with a cheap dildo that can also be used as a flight stick that squirts lube, and holding an ebook reader that has a bunch of gift cards stuck on the front in one hand, and instant ramen in the other.

That sounds like it would cost a bit more than $29

buy more money then

Where's Hertz when you need him, we need him to post another link on SPUF.

hertz a dead

that feel when newest member that isn't britt

says the guy with no rain

You guys complain too much, I have to go out of the country to get some snow.

As someone who lives in Western New York and who's been up in the Arctic...pussies.

Graduate and become a virgin wizard like me.

suicide is the only option

to quote song titles, poison was the cure

untz

open multiple tabs of it, its amazing

speedcore in a nutshell

shit no christ why can't I have a 3DS

Meh, still have my 10th anvi one.

Now that I'm striving to complete the dex, I realize how boned I am not having picked up B/W2 and not getting Keldo and Meloeta.

Should we prosecute Huff?

Should we give Huff a medal?

Should we give him oral sex? (Answer:yes)

Baby shark.

neet neet

nanoo nanoo

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This is now a thread for screaming. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

aah

The resemblance is quite astounding actually, and they are both pretty old...

As for Mandela, I can't say how this afects me because I haven't been alive long enough to know.

Funny thing is, I JUST learned about him and what he did the day before his death. Like I've heard of him, but never really knew why he was so cherished until very recently. Makes me feel bad and sad too.

Rest in peace.

Today's a sad day. He was one of the best people to ever live, IMO.

wowwowwowwowwowwoww

I can't believe I forgot that it was 30 lives.

You have failed me Brain

This is the greatest thing.

Greek doesn't have a letter W, if you're interested.

I never got why it's called "double you" in English. Why not just "we"?

it looks like 2 us that got stuck together. uu w. Works better in some fonts.

did you really just invite me and cube to a group chat just to make us lose the game

Well played.

I am going to drink your blood so hard tonight.

I AM VERY BORED.

Goddamn Guy's dad goes in hard.

why

ban plz

NOPENOPENOPE.

:(

I don't see any problems with this

SPUF will be SPUF

You just have to deal with it and ignore those threads

Or you could just not go there, I'm considering that TBH

AM I FINALLY GETTING THROUGH? -Senator Armstrong

bigSpuf is utter crap nowadays. Too many shitelords who think they are above everyone else just because they got called up for a Highlander/6v6 match once. That, and I am honestly surprised how many post some shitposters have. Seems that the mods only rule is to not allow any fun threads, only endless bickering over nothing.

Dammit Witty now you've got me thinking about The Lego Movie

"Gooooooo sports team!"

DIGITAL SPORTS

Miami Heat, AKA "Fuck You LeBron James"

swaggity swig my dick isn't big

has changed

or has it

time to beat the shit out of a belgian

usa #1 in my heart

It's okay, they sportsed hard and gave it their sports. At the end of the sports, that's all that sportsers.

whoro

what

It is.

Publicity stunt complete. We may now resume ignoring Family Guy.

I haven't stopped ignoring FG.

too late bumscag, you're talking about it

well, now the question is "a shovel that makes its wielder androgynous," "an androgynous shovel," or "a shovel that inflicts androgyny upon those hit by it"

...I want a shovel that inflicts androgyny on hit.

Like, I would buy and read a story where the MC has a magic shovel that does that.

brb writing