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Razputin

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  1. I passed my high school favourite number (2520) in rep and I didn't even notice it

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      yes it is a combination of prime numbers that can also create all numbers between 1 to 10: 2x2x2x3x3x5x7

    2. Rammite

      Rammite

      that hit the sweet spot of being entirely too nerdy, but also really cool

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      m80 I got to that spot, conquered it and called it Razistan

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  2. I typed this with my nose at 3:20am

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      I typed this from another universe without even thinking of typing it. goml

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      ...I do not remember typing that with my nose at 3:20am

    3. Rammite

      Rammite

      raz please

      Sent from my Keyboard

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  3. I will be on a boat for the weekend, remember kids no more than two dongs a day and don't forget to check your privilege every night before bedtime

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      BUT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM HOW COME YOU LET GIG HAVE 3 DONGS

  4. I wish I had a friend named Tom with ADD so I could make the ground control to major Tom joke every time he zones out

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      BOMBS AWAY HEADS UP BOMBS AWAY HEADS UP BOMBS AWAY HEADS UP GARBAGE DAY BOMBS AWAY

    2. Huff
    3. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT

      Goddammit Hades...

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  5. I worry one of my friends is a robot; he hates swimming and out of the 900 trials in my study he had only one error

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      He's totally not a robot, because I am the same way. And I'm TOTALLY not a robot.

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      what was the test/trial about

    3. Facade

      Facade

      What do you mean, he might be a little short but that's no reason to call him names!

  6. I'd really love to finally finish a run of Fallout NV but it's not making this easy with how often I get a corrupt savefile

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      Apparently quick and auto saves are the most likely to have issues. if you aren't already, try hard saving only. I do that and I think I've only had one corrupt save file in 100+ hours of gameplay.

    2. Moby

      Moby

      Weird, I never got this problem with NV and I played it for days

    3. Paero

      Paero

      I have Fallout 1,2, Tactics, 3 and New Vegas. Each time I play F3 it crashes before I leave the vault, and I dont wanna play New Vegas because I don't wanna ruin F3 for myself, since a lot of people say NV is the better game.

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  7. I'm starving and considering getting a pizza delivered to where I work

    1. Rynjin
    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      It isn't really customary to get food delivered to your work place here in NL

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Be a trend setter?

  8. I've been cleaning out my room and found a lot of edgy teen poetry. Thank Prometheus for fire

  9. I've been watching a lot of Gravity Falls and now I miss my little sister ;_;

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Sounds fun, Onii-chan!

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      i watch gravity falls with my imouto all the time

      it's comfy

    3. DualJay
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  10. I've deleted half my friend list on steam so apoligies to anyone here who got caught in the crossfire. If you really miss us never ever talking to eachother feel free to re-add me

  11. If I ever get rich, I'll buy a brand new shirt every day and when I have to take it off at night I rip it open in one fell swoop taking all the buttons off.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      PC master sock race

    2. tam

      tam

      use your socks as xboxes

    3. Paero

      Paero

      use your xboxes as shirts and rip them off each night.

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  12. If I read one more paper explaining the Wason Selection Task I'm gonna choke a bitch

    1. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      I read that as "choke on a bitch"

  13. In a hurry I forgot to put on rubber gloves and put my hand in the eeg cleaning liquid so now I have slight chemical burn all over my left hand. Ow.

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i don't even know if what i have can be considered a chemical burn

      is body wash a chemical that burns

  14. IN A WORLD

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    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      and with raving reviews from critics it is truly the

    3. Silent

      Silent

      only way i can get hard any more

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      a rob schneider film

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  15. In Dutch we have the verb "meenemen" which means "to take with you". It is a joy to type unbeknownst to any other language

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I know other languages, honest!

      si speak-o espaneol

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      je me tookez deux years of francais in les school high

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      A-hookie! I et-bookie at-thookie one-nookie of ou-yookie ave-hookie en-evookie ade-mookie our-yookie own anguage-lookie!

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  16. In the year 4545, you ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes

  17. INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY PLANETARY INTERGALACTIC

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      ANOTHER DIMENSION, NEW GALAXY

      INTERGALACTIC KFC

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      Please dont tell me you guys dont know the beastie boys

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      They might.

      I'm sorry in advance if they don't.

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  18. Internet is so damn slow here aaaaa

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      making shitty responses to people's status updates seems a good alternative to talking to friends

    2. Huff

      Huff

      What do you do for work?

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      Im janitor at a music school

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  19. Is there a brand of muesli that isn't gross

    1. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      Uncle Toby's

    2. ScampSixteen

      ScampSixteen

      Alpen's great, but you've probably tried it.

  20. is there a way to remove this so the front page is less clusterfucky

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      There should be little X to the right of box title.

    2. DualJay
  21. Isn't it eerie that there is a giant horrible war breaking loose somewhere while I'm sitting in front of my pc drinking beer and listening to the enormous penis song

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      I am going to Italy in a few days. Which is slightly more in the direction of where Russia is than I am at the moment.

    2. Medic

      Medic

      At least you're not in a country with a sizable Russian population. Days like this, I don't even want to get out of bed but I have to just carry on as normal.

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      I feel at this point, for sonething to actually effect the populace of a developed country without actually being in said country, it would have to be pretty damn cataclysmic.

      Maybe more cataclysmic, even, then a nuke.

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  22. It's that 70's show weekend on comedy central and I'd rather just turn off the tv and stare at the black screen

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      to think i found that funny back in the day

    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      I don't understand why people loved that show so much. Was it just kind of by default because it was marketed as a comedy, or...?

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Because it was really good at the time. The 70's nostalgia phase was in high gear, and it comes out poking fun at all those sit-coms on at the time, and it was pretty funny too. Up until the last season or so when Eric went to Africa and shit.

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  23. Jesus Christ the Universe REALLY wants me to buy Shovel Knight

  24. Listen man, if you don't watch out the world's gonna roll you. I mean no offense but you aren't really the sharpest tool in the shed.

    1. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      fuck off the lyric is not "and all that glitterss is polished obsidian"

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      we're drawing ever closer to the seventh hell

      they violate their neighbor, their god and themselves

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I'll violate you any day bby ;)

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