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I just came here to say that the anime "Papa no Iukoto wo Kikinasai!" (English: "Listen to me girls, I am your father!") is up there among the worst anime I have ever seen in my entire life. I guess the title alone should have been enough to tip anyone off, but it had an okay-ish user rating and the first couple of reviews were giving it 8-9/10. Not to mention that it is a recommended watch if you enjoyed "Usagi Drop" and I loved Usagi Drop. But no. I somehow forgot that your average anime fan is a horny, drooling 15 year-old and that I can't trust user ratings on any site, ever. This show is so insulting that I am genuinely surprised that it was ever allowed to air on TV in Japan, in ANY timeslot. PnIwK! follows the daily life of a college student named Yuuta. Alright, so far so good, it's college and not high school, maybe we can avoid some of the more stereotypical tropes from school anime, seeing as we're dealing with young people here who are a bit older and a bit more aware of what it takes to enter adult life. But no. Literally one of the first things that happens, is a fat otaku student being spanked with a fan by a big-titted girl. That's not even the worst parts. Due to some circumstances, Yuuta ends up having to take care of his sister's children. Two of them are remnants from the sister's husband's last marriage and the youngest is actually his sisters child. The oldest is in high school, the middle one is in middle school and the youngest one is three years old and in kindergarten. The first episode alone contains several panty-shots of the middle school girl, not to mention a very blatant dick-sucking reference to the THREE YEAR-OLD (It has to do with a toy trumpet) and our protagonist walks in on the high school daughter undressing herself in the bathroom. True to the anime style, they both stare at each other for like 30 seconds, before the protagonist gets a nosebleed and the girl starts screaming the usual "KONO HENTAI, ECCHI!". It is also implied that the two eldest daughters have a crush on Yuuta... Their uncle... But it's OK! Because they're not actually related by blood! HAHA! Fuck Japan.

World Monster Princess. The most generic JRPG ever. Monty Python's Software Wasteland. I would totally play this. Britney Spears' Robot Combat. She sold out. Olympic Afro Strikes Again. The best part here is that it implies it's a sequel. Kinect Submarine Jamboree. Kinect reaches a new low. Literally. Celtic Stapler Returns. I want to see the first Celtic Stapler game. Twisted Sword Fantasy. Okay, we might actually have a more generic JRPG.

Nudist Biplane World Tour. Indiana Jones and the Ice Cream Colliseum. One for Slick: Unreal Rugby in Middle-Earth. Educational Mind Control in the Salad Kingdom. Subterranean Frisbee Punishment M.C. Escher's Landmine Gladiator. I can just see people fighting in an Escher landscape riddled with landmines. Jackie Chan's Puppy Jihad. Aight i'm done again.

I was going to make another post's worth of them but my first one was Luigi's STD Inferno I don't think anything could quite match that

Why should the new Bond be white? They are not picking the actor because he is black; they're picking him because he is (presumably) a talented actor who can play the part of a James Bond character. I do think it's prejudiced to assume that his candidacy is an attempt to "turn race drama into a money tree," since that implies you don't think a black person can really be like James Bond. It does depend on how you interpret the series, however. If there is one and only one James Bond, then dramatic changes in his appearance will be hard to explain away. On the other hand, if the name is established by the new movie to be merely a code-name, then it's perfectly reasonable for many different people to be Bond. REALLY BIG FONT

People need to really calm down in here because we're starting to get into infraction territory. Especially Bumscags; bold/caps lock/larger font/different colours will not suddenly make others go "oh now I see that argument in huge red letters I suddenly agree", you're only being pointlessly agressive with it As for the discussion, the different Bonds thing has never been canon, it's only a fan theory. You could argue that him being the same Bond isn't confirmed either, but that was at least the case in the books so one way or another it at the very least has more credibility than the different Bonds theory. Also I'd like to hear one reason why the new Bond should be black. "Idris Elba is a good actor" is not an argument, there are plenty of good white actors just as well. As far as I see it, this is just another way to turn race drama into a money tree

No? Bond is played by different actors because the other actors couldn't or wouldn't play him again. He's the same character played by different people. Like how Romeo has obviously never been played by the same person since Shakespeare first wrote Romeo and Juliet. It's still Romeo. Because you should try to get actors that look like the previous ones, and a completely different ethnicity is just too dissimilar for my tastes. And probably a lot of others' tastes.

Different actor =/= Different character. The series was never rebooted (until Daniel Craig's movies, I suppose. I never watched them.). If this is supposed to be a different character, then coolio, have at it. If it's not, then there is no reason for a change. The different character thing has worked in the past, in media. Miles Morales is a fairly popular character. Randomly making Peter Parker black for no reason would not have gone over as well.

Micheal Jackson. Humans don't change races.

Micheal Jackson.

There is also a significant difference between changing a character's appearance and changing a character's personality, motives, beliefs, etc. Although it might be inconsistent with the novels to have him be black, it doesn't necessarily change the character. You seem to be assuming that a black James Bond would be fundamentally different than a white James Bond, which is a bit of a stretch.

Except there really isn't much else to Bond except that he's a very intelligent and suave spy (WHO IS SUPPOSED TO BE SCOTTISH MIGHT I ADD YET AGAIN) who just so happens that, because of how Hollywood is, is white. There is literally no reason that Bond couldn't be black and have him still be the exact same character. I mean, we've had British and Aussie Bonds, but woah no black Bond is outta the question. :I

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