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https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wRDFy9hcRTQXeBXWaEpWOCaE6yjlR1y0eIq1NBgtsgg/htmlview?sle=true# >go bank now gives you 1.3 mil and upwards of 260k exp

Spoiler wot

So, a family takes in a relative who they know sells meth, and allow him to deal inside their house. The baby was kept out of sight during the deal where the informant got the meth (so he didn't know there was a kid in there). Then when SWAT comes the methhead barricades the front door, with a crib, with the child still in it, and it's the cops' fault?

I had a dream I got stuck in a cocoon and I figured that my only way to leave was to complete the metamorphosis, but I tried too hard and became some sort of fabulous giant fairy queen, then I tried to fly but I didnt knew how to flap the wings, so I started to fly Iron Man style, with fire jets coming out of my feet. It was funny, kinda like swimming, I got to fly pretty high and started to race around some city I never saw. Then I acidentally blew a skyscrapper.

The fuck? Hey, I don't control what my subconscious whips up.

The fuck?

Ugh, just had a horrible nightmare. In it, I was a college aged girl, and the setting was a dorm that looked like my high school. Someone broke into my house-room through a adjacent roof, trashedostvof my things, replaced a bunch of my pictures and documents with shock images and really bad porn, and shit and pissed everywhere. I don't think I've ever felt so violated. Oh, and I think I was working as a sex worker for college money. But then there was another part where a friend and I discovered a new universe, so that was cool.

herring in binary in red text it's a red herring dangit binary

Some fuckin illuminati shit right here. The binary at the bottom translates to herring. Thanks a lot for making me type all of those ones and zeroes while squinting binary.

When did this appear in the OP? I'm pretty sure it wasn't there yesterday.

I got a free code for The Crew closed beta if any of you are interested. Has to be put into Uplay. Also the beta's over tomorrow. GPRD-WMGM-U9WK-F4H9

Picks up Mighty Switch Force 2. Much prettier than 1 and the animations are great. Don't like the weapon as much., though The long-haired Hooligan Sister will be my bride.

60 fps sharks are.

Spoiler

I suspect SWAT teams are significantly better trained than street cops.

Of the community? idk mang Web designers? Ah, I see.

I have lots of beta codes for this game I'm pretty sure the beta ends soon so after that you won't be able to play anymore so sorry about that but anyways here (redeem them on steam) ALL CODES TAKEN GET WRECKED If you message me after you claim one that'd be cool so I can edit the post and say so

For me, I could imagine only a few unique points that I believe we'd all appreciate: - Community designed, balanced, and tested weapons. We're sick and tired of fucking hats. - A free taunt, distributed to all players; a tearful salute (or some gesture of remembrance) for all classes with a dirgeful rendition of the "Meet the Team" theme's conclusion. It would only be respectful to honor the Last Update. - Free-to-players get buffed to premium from the announcement date to the update day. - Retired hats return to sale; all hats, weapons and items return and are sold for 50% off at the Mann Co. Store - A series of community thank you messages dedicated to these people (list is not final, and is based off of my knowledge): "Steam Powered User Forums Steam Powered User Discussion Kritzkast Facepunch Reddit The Steam Workshop community The users of the Official Team Fortress Wiki WETA Workshop . . . and to the brave, loyal, and wonderful players of this game." - Unfix the Kamikaze taunt glitch - Award the Steam user with the longest play time on Team Fortress 2 some celebratory hat. Aaaaaaand that's all I've got.