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SPUFPOWERED COURT GLOBAL DISPUTE Exprespooky Plaintiff, vs. Rammfright, Boonary, HufFreddie Defendants. COMPLAINT AND JURY DEMAND JURISDICTION AND VENUE Plaintiff brings this action under the >Forum RulesVenue is appropriate in this forum because the events that gave rise to this Complaint occurred in this forum.PARTIES Plaintiff is a user of this forum and has posted in this forum beforeDefendants are users of this forum and have posted in this forum before, as well as forum staffGENERAL ALLEGATIONS Defendants were either directly, or by association, responsible for new forum theme "Spookypowered"Defendants gave no forewarning of the content of aforementioned themeTheme contains shock images (skeletal figure)Defendants have created high mental grief and damage to PlaintiffIn doing so, Defendants have abused their authority to a severe degree.COUNT 1 VIOLATION OF RULE 2 Plaintiff has been mentally wounded by the actions of the Defendants, thus;Defendants are most assuredly douchebagsCOUNT 2 VIOLATION OF RULE 4.4 Plaintiff incorporates and restates each of the above paragraphs as if fully set forth herein.Defendants, in full acknowledgement of the law, posted forbidden contentCOUNT 3 Severe Mental Trauma Inflicted on Plaintiff Plaintiff suffered severe stroke, following observation of shocking imagesPlaintiff is now too afraid to leave housePlaintiff needs to buy new pants and undershorts.COUNT 4 Misuse of Staff Authority Defendants violated multiple forum rules via their authority and privileges as members of forum staff. WHEREFORE, Plaintiff requests that this Court enter judgement against Defendants providing the following relief: Compensation in the form of 5 rep per Defendants, to be distributed to the Plaintiff;The gross and shocking image be given sunglasses, as to mask its true nature;An order enjoining/restraining Defendants from placing such horrific images without further consent from the public;An award of interest, costs, and reasonable attorney's fees;Temporary loss of authority and position on the part of the Defendants;Take other appropriate nonflammatory measures to overcome the above described actions; andsuch other and further relief as the Court deems appropriate. DEMAND FOR JURY TRIAL Plaintiff hereby demands a trial by jury on all issues raised in the Complaint. Dated, October 8th, 2014 Exprespooky Exprespooky, Plaintiff

Psychoanalysis shows that all three defendants have a strong subconscious desire to return to the womb, as shown as their obsession with skeletons which usually reside inside of people. We can also say that, using a 95% confidence interval, the defendant Huff is a flaming homosexual.

 

I found a thing.

I move to try Pero on the charges of being a commie pinko and also of skelletonery.

Motion carried. Spoiler

I motion to hit the plaintiff with a sledgehammer

HEURGH ok I got Get some Grub. Valve really did their best on making this achievement as frustrating as possible, with one larva stuck in a tiny crevice you can only reach while being eaten by a barnacle and there being five minutes of gameplay between the 332nd and final larva. I am now part of the 2.3% of players who were nuts enough to get this achievement

4spooky Can never be allowed.

If you want a cheap, decent mouse, get anything wired from logitech.

If you're getting a dirt-cheap mouse, don't bother asking for specifics, because most will be of similar quality and break in the same amount of time.

Think I fixed the errors with the theme, looking into removing the edit lines.     Edit: Fixed that too.

Your honor, I am deeply offended by this trial being held during the daytime. This is an affront to the diurnally challenged.

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS A HOSTAGE SITUATION NOW ANYONE MAKE A MOVE AND THIS ANIME GIRL IS FUCKING DEAD, I'VE TAKEN ALL THE GIRLS FROM THE CAST OF K-ON AS HOSTAGE MY DEMANDS ARE AS FOLLOW 20 REP IN UNMARKED BILLS A PERMANENT HALLOWEEN THEME FOR RAZPUTIN TO ANALYZE WHY BINARY IS A BUTT FOR BINARY TO CALL HIMSELF A BUTT AND A PLANE TICKET TO CUBA YOU HAVE 25 HOURS UNTIL THIS GIRL DIES AND THE NEXT IS UP

That reminds me: Spoiler Every fuckin time.

I call court stenographer! because everything's already written down so I don't have to do anything

You mean the fifth? No, the third.

I plead guilty on all accounts.

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Damn, that was brutal.

Mother of god.

ya done did good kid this was quite the drama because when I had the first thirty of Lambda Locator, HL2 bugged out on me and I was forced to reinstall, deleting my progress. So after I finished my playthrough getting the remaining fifteen, I just reloaded the map segments I needed to get to the locators as fast as possible. It was actually really kind of creepy, going through all these earlier visited places and people talking to you like you met them for the first time . On top of that, there were a lot of gman sightings that I didn't notice during my playthrough that I did notice during the segment loads, like he snuck into Freeman's memories or something. On to HL2E1 now, one free bullet sounds like it will be fun.

Why don't you play a REAL children's card game? Spoiler Got any Nermals?