Expresate

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

*Da Beeeeeeessss.

I kind of miss rickrolls

Argeon, you haven't been on steam for 6 days, that's why you're alone.

Y-Yeah, y-you loner! You can only be sociable if you're on Steam!

I've been chilling on my laptop, and the steams is on the PC.

Did you put on a sweater?

Get some cool shades dude. They will change your life.

Don't forget to tip them when you meet someone.

Internal clock fucked.

Stay awake? Or go to sleep?

Shining lotus leaf

a haiku by me

Right before sleepy time, set everything in the room on fire but the bed. If you do this enough times at the same time every night, your brain will eventually come to associate the rest of the room with the terrible destructive power of flames around bed time. This will encourage/terrify you to get into bed.

The Sandman is associated with sleep, so clearly eating sand until you fall asleep is the solution

I feel like the series went downhill after LESBIAN ANAL SLUTS VII.

friendly reminder that the prequels don't exist

mimicking evilbrain is almost as bad as evilbrain himself

i geddit

he's always here with us, in our hearts

yea silent where the fuck were u???

Wht cunt

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

eloquently shirking the use of the letter your keys no longer produce is ridiculously simple

We are at an impasse.

What did you idiots do

I'm telling you there were new cameras growing out of the walls when we weren't looking!

Wow, I just realized we've been playing CAH in the status updates this entire time.

Metal Gear Rising soundtrack lyrics

wendy williams' dick

@Rynjin

ok

try planetside 2

>difficulty defaults to Very Easy

I once ate an ant when I was about four.

I remember it tasting kind of bitter.

murr

@ICBMoose it was delicious

x

d

Yeah... "walked into the club." I've got my eye on you.

Damned Canadians

Gaben is rolling in so much money he forgot to check the steam servers

100 dollar bills are clogging up the case fans.

it's back

fuck NO

;_;

brb killing self

no.

a myth

a myth

[lisp]An amith myth[/lisp]

no !!!!!

HALO REACH

copy that

this

same

Negarep nukes are armed and ready.

i see the spine

of the world

Bitch.

lo

Status updates are for shitposts and shitposts alone

Status updaters of the world, unite! The only thing you have to lose is your chains!

Spufpowered generally is for shitposts and shitposts alone.

It's nice to be reminded that everyone's still using cookies.

Hey! An update on how we use the data we collect from you...

if anyone important wants it, they already have it

Boy howdy did you dodge a bullet, let me tell you.

Several actually.

It's all good, as long as you didn't kill any of my dependents in the crossfire - ain't filed my taxes yet.

I noticed it the whole time, but it was fun watching Raison have a mental breakdown.

Get a dress and some makeup.

If you want something done right...

Did someone say my na- waaaait...

They didnt raise enough teef to fund a good game.

They probably didn't even paint it red.

And yes, back to ULTRAH MEHREENS

fav tbh

I agree

GET 

SHWITFY