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  1. Razputin

    doing dropkicks off the sofa is the #1 symptom of autism

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      75% of male children under the age of 10 confirmed for autism

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      that's what they get for vaccinating

  2. Razputin

    Going down the meme elevator:facinating:

  3. Razputin

    I learned how to stream twitch.tv/paperskate

    playing TF2 right now

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      mod me

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      wtf theres no stream going right now

  4. Razputin

    I need to buy a racecar bed so I can call it the pussy wagon

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    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      the raz cream truck

    3. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      just rip off ghostbusters and call it the ecto-1 since there's 1 guy and plasm everywhere

    4. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      wait i'm not done how about pullitt

  5. Razputin

    Let's start an official Subspuf Suicide Pact©

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      suicide.png

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Post on SubSPUF / Lethality 100% / Agony: 100

  6. Razputin
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=didzxUkrtS0
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    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      this is my favorite queen song

    3. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE BUT I DON'T LIKE IT.

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      You've made a powerful enemy.

  7. Razputin

    A cupholder is basically just a cup for cups

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      giphy.gif

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Shut the fuck up.

    4. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      woah-deep-dude.jpg

  8. Razputin

    A flipping digital card game

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    2. aabicus

      aabicus

       

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      compare to this:

      Looks like valve should step it up

    4. DualJay

      DualJay

      i paste the cards over my wallpaper, an eternally collectible sanctum, hearthstone, gwent, shadowverse, scrolls, magic - these cards are my friends, they speak to me, i collect them and hold them and they hold me and collect the broken broken broken things i leave behind

  9. Razputin

    Internet is down at work time to phonepost and fill time

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      Phoneposts DansGame

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      phoneposters need to get gassed

  10. Razputin

    Is steam incredibly slow for you guys as well? I thought my computer crashed but it's only steam being fucky

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      It happens. If it's only the steam client itself being slow, restarting it usually works for me.

    3. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Oh yeah

      updating to steam beta fixed for me but another fix is to clear web cache in "Web Browser" settings. Fixes it for one launch only.

    4. Moby

      Moby

      It happened earlier today when I first started Steam, but terminating the process and restarting fixed it.

  11. Razputin

    Kek

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      AMERICA STATUS: CURRENTLY BEING MADE GREAT AGAIN

       

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    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      "Kek." - Europe on the 2016 election.

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      HAHA, TIME TO INVEST IN STATUES OF EGYPTIAN GODS.

  12. Razputin

    Only 90's kids remember The Incident

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Yes, and that's how it should be. We took an oath to never speak of The Incident.

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      The first rule of The Incident is to never talk about The Incident.

    4. Guy923

      Guy923

      dont talk about the fucking INCIDENT

  13. Razputin

    The day grumpycat dies it will probably make the news

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Just probably?

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      but they will never talk about pepes death at the hands of normies

      rep this if you're against the unfair bias against pepe the frog

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      The day we die it will not.

  14. Razputin

    Watch out ladies, Raz is wearing shorts today

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      are they comfy and easy to wear

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      your anus is comfy and easy to wear

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      [citation needed]

  15. Razputin

    What's the dubstep to the frag movie of your life

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    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      not dubstep but it don't matter

       

      http://webmshare.com/play/7XxgR

    3. Moby

      Moby

       

    4. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      That miata driver knows what's up.

       

  16. Razputin

    "Bob's Burgers" is pretty funny but the artstyle is really ugly

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    2. Huff

      Huff

      wow I apparently don't have reading comprehension

      please swear at me now

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      POOP

      BUTTS

      BOOBIES

      GENITALS

      LADY OF THE NIGHT

    4. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Eh, I didn't think the humor was anything special, but the artstyle is just... no. It's terrible.

  17. Razputin

    "Note that there is a maximum margin of 10% to the word limit. So, the total amount of words should be between 1350 and 1650 words. More or less is not allowed." What is this fuckery am I back in high school?

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    2. Medic

      Medic

      I know they don't want to mark 12-page essays for sort questions, but at least have a reasonable word limit so you can expand on what you want to say, while still being fair to those who write shorter answers.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      generally my uni never gives word minimums because they assume you'll know when your paper is inusfficient. If you want to send in a 400 word paper all power to you but that better be the best 400 words ever

    4. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      In uni that's seriously fucked.

      In high school that's understandable, because I know at least four people in my English class that would write novels for the narrative task we were given, and no teacher wants to read four possibly crappy novels and then to have to mark every damn word.

  18. Razputin

    "the following paper talks about an annulus but I'm going to name it a donut instead"

  19. Razputin

    "u mad? :^)" <- how do you respond

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    2. Veez

      Veez

      i turn the game off and cry in bed

    3. Huff

      Huff

      retardation

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Actually, if we're going for flavour, you'd pay the Madness cost on Circular Logic

  20. Razputin

    "Wednesday" is the worst word in the English language. Every time I type it I google whether I spelled it wrong because it just looks too retarded

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    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      Yeah, most days were originally Nordic gods

      See: Thor's day

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Morn's Day, Tir's Day, Woden's Day, Thor's Day, Freya's Day and I don't know where Saturday and Sunday come from.

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Huh, I never knew all that.

      Good to know.

  21. Razputin

    *posts a status update*

    1. Argeon

      Argeon

      *Obligatory shitpost•

  22. Razputin

    >bored at work >wicked bad tummy ache >arm still hurts >noone on steam SUFFERING

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    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      Of course I won't hit you corv, what kind of idiot would damage his own property?

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      ...Insurance fraud?

    4. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Jay is gonna flip his shit when he hears about this.

  23. Razputin

    24/10/2014, the day Japan Time became eternal

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Happy birthday Based Fujioka Chihiro

  24. Razputin

    3000 posts, 500 rep, I spend way too much time on here. I wanna write a little celebratory story/article/whatever, so any suggestions/requests?

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    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      something about how its all pointless (or meaningful) from a psychology standpoint.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Find an incredibly wordy way to call us all faggots.

      ...Or maybe just do whatever you want.

    4. Jordax

      Jordax

      Find a fun way to poke at how we are all virgins and probably stay that way for a while.

  25. Razputin

    A friend really wants to play Amnesia with me. Fuck.

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    2. tam

      tam

      f-fuck~

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      frick

    4. Cell

      Cell

      ?kcuF

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