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Razputin

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  1. ffffffffuck I forgot to take my contact lenses out last night my eyeballs are on fire

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      look at the nerd and his big nerd glasses

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      The advantage of glasses is that they don't have any of the huge flaws of contact lenses

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      they also offer better protection to your eyes for when you get punched in the face for being a huge nerd

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  2. When in the MRI room, please do not press the big red button that reads "do not press"

    1. Huff

      Huff

      hold down the button and tell me what color the strip is

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      this is a pressing issue

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      What does it do?

      If you tell me I'll never HAVE to push it.

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  3. Does anyone here know how sony vegas works

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      you make videos and then it crashes before you save

    2. Arm the Homeless
    3. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      You "acquire" it, then never use it.

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  4. Only 90's kids remember The Incident

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Yes, and that's how it should be. We took an oath to never speak of The Incident.

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      The first rule of The Incident is to never talk about The Incident.

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      dont talk about the fucking INCIDENT

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  5. A flipping digital card game

    1. aabicus
    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      compare to this:

      Looks like valve should step it up

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      i paste the cards over my wallpaper, an eternally collectible sanctum, hearthstone, gwent, shadowverse, scrolls, magic - these cards are my friends, they speak to me, i collect them and hold them and they hold me and collect the broken broken broken things i leave behind

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  6. You basterds should all join the chat more often

    1. tsc

      tsc

      That is why we paid to increase the limit to 20 users, after all.

    2. Arm the Homeless
    3. Medic
  7. I found bacon. Today is a great day.

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      FOUND bacon?

    2. Medic

      Medic

      Where did you find it? Behind the kitchen sink?

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      omg guys you can't just ask someone where they find their bacon!

  8. Got cheated out on 160 bucks because of a cancelled research. THIS close to choking a bitch

    1. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      I know someone who knows that feel.

    2. Buddhazilla
    3. Batty Batterson
  9. Starting today my gaming laptop will be getting repaired. No videogames for one, maybe two weeks

    1. A 1970 Corvette
    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      There goes another fellow laptop gamer

    3. Buddhazilla
  10. There's a research here that offers 225 euro if you let them cut a piece out of your leg muscle and see how it heals

    1. A 1970 Corvette
    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      nah. I'm gonna check up on it for if they up the reward to 300 tho

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      I didn't know Aperture Science had a branch in the Netherlands.

  11. The way things are looking my research is gonna find several significant results. I am incredibly happy, but incredibly exhausted right now

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      When you become a famous psychology man make sure to remember us.

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      its ok raison you will always be mai waifu

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      so what research are you doing?

  12. Confession time: I actually am not really a bear irl

    1. tam

      tam

      shock and awe

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      cock and baw

    3. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      http://finalformgames.bandcamp.com/track/truth-stands-revealed

  13. I fucked up my studying schedule and it turns out I have an exam this Thursday instead of Friday. Time to pull an all-nighter

    1. KillaWaliid

      KillaWaliid

      Good luck. I'm dealing with a home exam that has to be done in about 11 hours

    2. Argeon
    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      How many of us here have trouble keeping up their studying schedules? *raises hand*

  14. I have no mouse and I must use a trackpad

    1. Wulff
    2. Simon

      Simon

      and i must scream

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      you poor soul

  15. Holy Ballsucking Christ I passed an exam I deemed impossible

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Good, now do it blind folded.

    2. Medic

      Medic

      Congrats!

    3. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      Congratulations!

  16. I worry one of my friends is a robot; he hates swimming and out of the 900 trials in my study he had only one error

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      He's totally not a robot, because I am the same way. And I'm TOTALLY not a robot.

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      what was the test/trial about

    3. Facade

      Facade

      What do you mean, he might be a little short but that's no reason to call him names!

  17. Posting from my new pc, finally. Took more stress than it should've

    1. Idiot Cube
    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Big mistake man. That design sounds good on paper, but you need to give it infinite time to accomplish most tasks.

  18. Happy bring your plane to work-day everyone

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      a dutch national died in the attacks

       

      That being said, I still chuckled at the joke. 

    2. Wulff
    3. FrozenFirebug
  19. My neighbours have the greatest Labrador and I want to go on adventures with it

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Spoiler: It dies at the end.

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Congratulations Cube, you just got a Newberry Medal

    3. Simon
  20. I have a wicked bad tummy ache

    1. Huff

      Huff

      Too many apples?

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I bet it wasn't apples, if you know what i mean winkwinknudgenudgeitsdicks

    3. tam

      tam

      raz what are you doing you can't all those fucking apples

  21. My working laptop can run BoI:R so with some luck I get a quiet evening and actually get paid to play vidya

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      you're going to play Binding of Isaac at work?

      ...okay then.

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      don't get shanked while playing

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      don't get shanked while not playing either

      just don't get shanked in general

  22. I'm starving and considering getting a pizza delivered to where I work

    1. Rynjin
    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      It isn't really customary to get food delivered to your work place here in NL

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Be a trend setter?

  23. You can't really claim she isn't correct

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      hey please don't bully slut shame ok !!

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      never did I say it was a bad thing, slut

    3. tam

      tam

      it was the intended effect tbh lmao

  24. The day grumpycat dies it will probably make the news

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Just probably?

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      but they will never talk about pepes death at the hands of normies

      rep this if you're against the unfair bias against pepe the frog

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      The day we die it will not.

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