A 1970 Corvette

*smashes gong* YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's this stupid fuckin wikee-wikee hoo-hoo bullshit?

Greetings spacemen!

kill dat med

1. Learn proficiency at rocket jumping

2. Learn how to watch flanks

3. Learn rollouts

4. Learn fast rollouts

5. Learn how and when to bomb in

6. Learn how and when to sac (bomb in knowing you will die, but hoping to make a big play)

toge that doesn't seem right there are only two steps last I checked

I'm pretty sure it was a triangle. Not a circle. Silly.

I see your WAN and raise you MAN

ker

Don't touch my candle unless you want wax all over your hand.

I read this in demoman's voice

Hingiminana humbabana squashbananaHURGH

You think this is a democracy?

heh

heheh

heheheh

bernkastel sanders?

Your Awareness skill check failed.

Your "Remember Tallness" skill check failed.

bad feel

>god mode protagonists killing everyone standing against them

now I know why Dual liked this

Yea, expect ALOT of curb-stomp battles in here. Best of all, the vampires don't sparkle, they're the classic old school vamps that we know and love.

If you're looking for Vampire stuff, Vampire Hunter D might also be an option

http://myanimelist.net/anime/543/Vampire_Hunter_D:_Bloodlust

Rebellion Story didn't happen and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

C'mon step it up.

MADOKA

Give me them

No. Fuck off.

I'll take them.

Have you tried blowing on it?

Bribe it with cookies.

Did you steal my router Corv? Because that's the exact same shit that's been going on for WEEKS with mine

that joke blows

Blow me.

memes

what kind of sandwich

because I am fully capable of making many types of sandwiches, but I would rather not do so if you complain it's the wrong type

ye

You swindled me!

Make it pop.

George Costamda?

Why can't I rep comments in statuses...

I wish I had a fuckton of quesadillas.

Food is for eating.

Freeze it and use it for meals later on.

Pretty much no matter how early I sleep, I can only really voluntarily get up when the sun is out.

Even with 12 hours of sleep, I still ended up waking with my alarm clock.

I normally wake up by 8:30- it's a bit of a self-preservation technique, since that means I'll never miss more than one class.

i wake up at 2 and then i go back to bed and wake up at 5 and then i wake up at 8 and do stuff for an hour and then go back to bed until 11 when i get up at which point i may or may not go back to bed

their entire entirety, oh my

shush you

Maybe you had it coming somehow

wow rude

We had something like 100 mbps upload at my high school for a brief period. I was very confused.

WE'LL MEE~EET AGAIIIII~IIN

YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW

Mein Führer! I can walk!

Your soul was already lost as soon as you hit five stars

Look at you bragging about your gets

don't worry, you don't have a soul *tips fedora*

And conga?

*enthusiastic chiptune noises*

I'm afraid you've all got another thing comin'

no it was greg

thanks for nothing greg jesus fucking christ

If you are really lucky you can sometimes get a larping unit in PE.

Of course I managed to be homeschooled the year that was offered.

fucking greg

I-I'll be your friend Cube~

fuck no then I'll have to listen to your awkward arguments with your mom

if you kill your mom I'll consider it

was sarkhan's sin being too sexy

his sin was dragon his feet

heeehehehehehehehhehehhehehehhehheheheheh

I counter that pun

Guy is like a contributing poster on everything except this website... And Twitter.

pretty much yeah

I JUST WANT THE OLD GUY WHO SHITPOSTS ABOUT PIZZA BACK

She IS santa.

ptsd