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Torchic:

I decided to stop lurking for a bit to tell you all something. I've found a new magical futuristic device and I have no clue how I ever lived without one. DO YOU SEE THIS!? IT'S WITCHCRAFT! I know the shield has been out for a fairly long time now but it recently got a huge price drop and game streaming is completely out of beta so I decided to take a $200 gamble and see if it was any good and dear god it's the greatest gaming peripheral / handheld / console / tablet I've ever owned. If you have an Nvidia card compatible with this, GO GET ONE NOW! Mine barely meets the minimum specs and after asking a few other people their advice on this they also pointed out I'd need a new router. I'm currently using a beaten up awful linksys router that I purchased 8 years ago... 8 years... ...And it works... It just works... Granted I'm still going to upgrade the thing but even on the crap connection the lag I get is minuscule and is only really apparent when running my most demanding games. And speaking of games it runs ALL THE GAMES. The entire steam library, Nearly every emulator (Dolphin is in beta for a few more weeks), App games from the android store, the games that you actually can't play using a shield is a very very short list and really only consists of next gen console exclusives and games that are heavily mouse/keyboard reliant. Oh and as far as how the games look? I thought I'd be squinting at blurry pixels crammed into a tiny screen but it actually manages to put my desktop monitor to shame. and guess what else it does now? remember this failed block of wasted money? Buy yourself a mini hdmi cable and the shield can act as portable console! EDIT: It's also bluetooth capable so if you get yourself a bluetooth mouse/keyboard those few steam games that don't play well on here are completely playable. Just go, now, get one. It's perfect. A tiny little full blown gaming pc that goes where you go. Worth every penny and compared to other handhelds and everything it can do, you get way more than your money's worth.

Woah check out this noise

It is not great news unless it is a Dacia Sandero. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXi_aFK2r9Y

Stamda: Doop: Davjo: No, I don't like Mudkip. Torchic alldaway. And to get it out there, so it doesn't come up here again:

I just played a Battle Spot match, enemy has Mewtwo, Arceus and a 3rd pokemon he didn't change to. He onehits my Greninja, kills my Dunsparce and I switch to Snivy. I use Calm Mind, he goes in with Arceus. I use it again, he uses Judgement, not effective. About to use it again, he forfeits. I don't even.

I can see the headlines now BORDERLANDS 1.5 WORK HALTED TRAGICALLY AS ENTIRE DEV TEAM IS KILLED BY DROP BEARS

The system works.

i expected a futurama game or something

M'lady Ignore the purple and yellow. I didn't bother going into the paint tool.

in before, during and after penises

Played another match (after 10 losses because focus band isnt working and legendaries), Greninja, Dunsparce and Snivy vs Mega Gyarados, Snorlax and Steelix. My Greninja died and so did my Dunsparce, although I did moderate damage to his Gyrados. I managed to win this 1v3 with my Snivy. 7UJW-WWWW-WWW6-SHU8 Replay if you want to watch it.

Fuuuuuuck, I need to get on to getting a 3DS, therefore I need to get a job but nobody will hire me because age. Where are all those fuckwits that complain "age is just a number" when I need it...

This is acceptable for a 10 star post. Die in a fire.

I give it two stars.

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