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  1. Expresate

    Aghghhasjdkwalelqwspalkd;'[-2qw[adkpx/.1'qA24QWE

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      yes

    2. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      ert+ y76p

    3. Expresate

      Expresate

      That man gets it^

  2. Expresate

    sigh

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      hgis

    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      What's wrong expreste, did senpai still not notice you today?

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      bb u kno i luv u

  3. Expresate

    what even is a sleep schedule

    1. Veez

      Veez

      something that used to exist in days long past, but have now passed on into legend

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      a myth

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      A ploy by the Illuminati.

  4. Expresate

    That feel when you find jerky you forgot about.

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      that feel when no stores with jerky anywhere near

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      moldy?

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      masturbation joke

  5. Expresate

    ever get one of those days where you can't feel your kidney

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      unfortunately unlike the previous status update I don't have an applicable Arc-V webm

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      all the time

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      um no christ there must be something terrible wrong if that's happening

  6. Expresate

    Which one of you no good turtlenecks rated my profile 1 star?

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I forgot that was a thing.

    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      wtf you're at least 2 stars

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I did

  7. Expresate

    Ye, I'm Irish. I get fights all day and get in drunk. Top o the mornin, pot of gold, blarney stone.

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Corned beef.

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      And if ye was an englishman, we'd be right cross with each udder, would we now.

    3. The Irish Demopan

      The Irish Demopan

      I just found this status.

       

       

      So triggered.

  8. Expresate

    What are you people doing

    1. Huff

      Huff

      I took a nice walk around town and bought some felt. I am now going to sew and do laundry.

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i ate a 12oz steak in 45 seconds and i'm hungry again

    3. The Irish Demopan

      The Irish Demopan

      Farting rapidly

  9. Expresate

    Guys, I think Brain needs an intervention. Clearly waiting this long for Fallout 4 has driven him insane. 

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Now remember, Brain: Nobody blames you. We just think you're being a total faggot right now.

    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Brain

    3. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      how can any mortal vessel sustain this much dankness

  10. Expresate

    I member

     

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      the ttwemtyfif of

      demember

      songs were chaning minds

      of SPUF mmembers

      while chasin dark day away

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Damn, takes me back.

    3. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      i feel old now

  11. Expresate

    Boo

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      *high pitched screaming*

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      *wild proton pack flailing*

  12. Expresate

    I fixed my laptop! The HDD died, and now it's fixed. I spent $80, but better than $200 to get someone else to do it.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      You done good kid.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Did you install lots of blue LEDs? They cool the laptop using MLG science technologies.

  13. Expresate

    Do I buy RAGE or State of Decay? Both are 5 bucks. Go.

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      Changed my mind, gunna make a dollar and buy Far Cry 3

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Good choice.

  14. Expresate

    Show me what you got

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      time to get schwifty

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      1438502464605.thumb.png.fc21a77a3c7c6c79

  15. Expresate

    Working in a thrift store by myself, can't find things I need to help an old lady, she leaves disappointed. Stress, stress, stress.

    1. Paero

      Paero

      what can I get for 99 cents?

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      30 minutes

  16. Expresate

    I have just completed the first lesson of my first IT course. BOW DOWN TO ME AS YOUR GOD, AND DESPAIR.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Remember to install Adobe Reader if anything goes wrong.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      rm -rf /

  17. Expresate

    I just scanned a QR code on my monitor with my phone. GUYS, WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE, HOW COME NOBODY TOLD ME?

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I scanned a picture of a QR that a friend transmitted through webcam to a smartwatch once.

      It was basically just for the sake of doing it.

    2. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      fuck i thought the smartwatch wasn't even released yet

  18. Expresate

    holy fuck i suck at republic commando

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      the game is harder than my-

      -desk

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      It's a damn good game though

      one of the best things to come from the prequels existing, IMO

  19. Expresate

    down with the binocracy

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      i beseech you oh mighty binary destroy this heathen

    2. Binary

      Binary

      WHAT IS THAT I HEAR

       

      bg6lJYN.png

  20. Expresate

    i just slept for 27 hours

    goml

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      I went without sleep for 40 hours once

       

      GOML

    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      i've actually been sleep-typing the entire time i've been a member here

  21. Expresate

    brb, shilling a youtube channel:

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDYytfm5PZin4N0hT_nLxDQ

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      which channel

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      that one

  22. Expresate

    Huh, Youtube is down. RIP police departments being called by idiots.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      OK GOOGLE CYBERATTACK YOUTUBE NEWS

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Oh no! My priceless collection of meme song mashups is gone!

  23. Expresate

    Oh hey, a Warcraft 3 remaster. Neat.

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      I expect it to be on par with HoMM 3 HD edition, aka. just play old game, it's not broken tier.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      HoMM 3 HD edition was: just play old game, because it has more features than the HD edition without modification, and there are HD mods which do a far better job than the official HD version.

  24. Expresate

    Frickin fruit fly rebellion starting in my room. I think their leader looks like keanu reeves. Send help. 

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      do the hairspray flamethrower

      it's the only way

  25. Expresate

    So I survived a painful fever last night. Now I need to live in fear for the rest of the day that it's gunna come back.

    1. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      *hugs* It surely won't.

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