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Razputin

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  1. I just played Flappy Bird for the first time. What the fuck is wrong with this world?

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    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I remember playing a game just like it a long time ago on Newgrounds too. It was decent I guess, I played it for about 5 minutes. But I have no idea why it's become so big now. 99% of mobile games are shitty, rip-offs, or shitty rip-offs.

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      eez all you need to know.

    4. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      The ROFLCOPTER goes soisoisoi

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  2. professors in neurobiology who can't spell mesencephalon

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      professors in computer science who can't spell yolo 360 1337 noscope hacktastic swaglord

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      my networking teacher is mentally dyslexic and constantly mixes around letters in networking acronyms

      like OPFS instead of OSPF and ERIGP instead of EIGRP

    4. Jordax

      Jordax

      Since when is 'kabouter' a offensive word?

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  3. There are so many frogs in our backyard this time of year and I finally managed to catch one. Frogs are adorable

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    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Frogs are cool.

    3. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      I think touching frogs actually causes a sort of allergic reaction. Something about the oils in our skin.

    4. Rammite

      Rammite

      You should take pictures!

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  4. That's so shitposter with more rep than his birthyear

  5. I hate how 13 year old memelords took over >implications because it was such an efficient way to tell a story

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    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      >prep sheep

      What school do you go to

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      >not cloning sheep

      expres pls

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      they're like prep sheets, but sheep

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  6. I typed this with my nose at 3:20am

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    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      I typed this from another universe without even thinking of typing it. goml

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      ...I do not remember typing that with my nose at 3:20am

    4. Rammite

      Rammite

      raz please

      Sent from my Keyboard

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  7. steam mobile seems down for me and now Im missing my late night corv bullying session could someone else do it for me

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>: your waifu is sub-par at best

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      you guys all collectively suck at this

    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I'd try but I already know I'm crap at bullying

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  8. Shit, /v/ is already riddled with TWD2 spoilers. I should probably avoid it for some time

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    2. Simon

      Simon

      Bruce Willis is dead the whole time.

      The other twist was Shyamalan making a single half-decent movie.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      I already did that joke simon

    4. Jordax

      Jordax

      Shots are fired.

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  9. I miss Tribes Ascend

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    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      Fuckin' Shitrez killing good games

      rip

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Any game where you can climb up a mountain, slide back down, and outrun a hoverbike while blowing it up is probably going to be fun

    4. KillaWaliid

      KillaWaliid

      some sort of unofficial modding tool gave some sort of hope for the community to get going again, but I'm not sure whats currently going on with that. I sort of miss the game as well, despite being super bad at it.

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  10. Internet is so damn slow here aaaaa

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    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      making shitty responses to people's status updates seems a good alternative to talking to friends

    3. Huff

      Huff

      What do you do for work?

    4. Razputin

      Razputin

      Im janitor at a music school

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  11. Confession time: I really like using the word "literally" wrong

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    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      literally hitler

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I will literally bring literal literature literally to you.

    4. Huff

      Huff

      I'm figuratively confused here.

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  12. noooooooooo I have the flu

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    2. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      Hope you will feel better soon Raz

    3. Wulff
    4. tsc

      tsc

      Dammit we still don't have a Mumble server.

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  13. Steam Streaming is the future. Backseat gaming just one click away!

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    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      what was the music

      I probly wouldn't hate it

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      it's probably chinese cartoon music

    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      in that case I could say im studying it

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  14. I wish I had a friend named Tom with ADD so I could make the ground control to major Tom joke every time he zones out

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    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      BOMBS AWAY HEADS UP BOMBS AWAY HEADS UP BOMBS AWAY HEADS UP GARBAGE DAY BOMBS AWAY

    3. Huff
    4. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT FEEL THE HEAT

      Goddammit Hades...

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  15. rip me im sick 3: fuck I actually have pneumonia

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    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      Pussy. I've had pneumonia 3-4 times.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      but expresate I live in a first world country

    4. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      Holy shit, don't actually die Raz.

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  16. Did we win that MvM round yesterday? I genuinely can't remember

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    2. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      http://wiki.tf2.com/w/images/9/9b/Demoman_autodejectedtie02.wav?t=20100625221755

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      sorry corv but I was basically everything but demo

    4. A 1970 Corvette
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  17. Propane Nightmares is an awesome song and anyone who calls it Gunshot Bride shot LITERALLY be shot

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    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      I, for the longest time thought it was its name because whenever I hear it i t uses that ONE LINE, and it has no mention of propane or nightmares, nightmares of propane.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      please grobag not another pun-war. Those have become mundane nightmares here on subspuf

    4. Grobag

      Grobag

      I would never be so fuelish.

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  18. I finally decided to go watch Breaking Bad. Am I too late to the party to make Baking Bread jokes?

  19. If I ever get rich, I'll buy a brand new shirt every day and when I have to take it off at night I rip it open in one fell swoop taking all the buttons off.

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      PC master sock race

    3. tam

      tam

      use your socks as xboxes

    4. Paero

      Paero

      use your xboxes as shirts and rip them off each night.

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  20. In Dutch we have the verb "meenemen" which means "to take with you". It is a joy to type unbeknownst to any other language

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I know other languages, honest!

      si speak-o espaneol

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      je me tookez deux years of francais in les school high

    4. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      A-hookie! I et-bookie at-thookie one-nookie of ou-yookie ave-hookie en-evookie ade-mookie our-yookie own anguage-lookie!

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  21. I can't go away for a weekend without drama unfolding here can't I

  22. Happy bring your plane to work day subspuf

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    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      Every September 11th, I only futher cement my spot in hell.

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      That was in bad taste.

    4. Guy923

      Guy923

      what did you expect from Raz

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